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yay... just for the record, THIRD POST IN A DAY..i was sorta bored just now so i thought of some nonsense ...


Hero: Zhonghan the hairy treant
Base type: strength
strength: 135
agility: -10
intelligence: 80

From the land of the treants, an out cast of his own species, zhonghan was born a naturally hairy treant... as he had nowhere to go to, he was forced to wander alone in the vast lands... with nothing but his brute strength to fend for himself, zhonghan grew more in strength and less in intelligence. With no directions in his life, zhonghan was really really sad until, he recieved the widespread psychic call of the lich king ZHONG on his frozen goalpost... the lich king zhong promised him sick pornographic materials and disgustingly drawn japanese manga of humans if he succede in destroying the oppoent goalposts... and thus, zhonghan sworn his allegiance to the frozen goalpost of hwachong and bend to the iron will of zhong, not resting until the opponent is crushed and he has his "treasureS" in hand...

Spell 1: Treant strength (active)
With his brute strength, zhonghan crushes all oppoents under his giant arm. when activated, zhonghan goes into a porn-induced rampage and drive his opponents to the depths of the nether river.

Spell 2: Bu Wei (active)
With his enormus experience and superb foresight, zhonghan learns when to cover up for his allies to help protect the frozen goalpost. when activated, zhonghan switches place with an ally that has been "tu puo"ed

Spell 3: Superb hardwork (passive)
as he has nothing to do in life, zhonghan concentrates super hard on his hardwork and thus has enourmus gain in stats. however, due to zhonghan being rotted to one spot at a time for days, his speed lowers significantly. Passively increases zhonghan's str by 40, intel by 20, armour by 10 and decrease agi by 20.

Ultimate: entangling hair (active)
When he reached the pinnacle of his rage, zhonghan's hair goes into extreme over growth and traps oppoenets all around him for 5 seec, taking 400 damage a second.






Hero: Chingto the Sugarballed keeper.
Base type: agi
Strength: 40
agi: 100
intel: 2.89 (his msg)

Once a ghoul general of the undead army under the iron rule of SANDRA TAN, he was kicked out of the army eversince he was quit doing gangster actions with his friend yipyang, they were setenced to 100 years of picking leaves by the deadly enemy Sandra Tan the Satan, and after going their seperate ways, chingto grew a mysterious addiction ever since tasting his first TICTAC... the addiction of SWEETS. Since then, the sugar monster had raided towns after towns for his precious sugar and killing thousands to ssacrificed his needs. However, on one of his journeys, he was tricked into consuming deadly poison by the P.A aka Poolside aunty!! and he had to undergo a deadly risky operation to remove his balls due to to sugar crystal infection... since then, chingto had sworn revenge on the P.A, however, only the lich king ZHONG, knows the whereabout of the deadly fiend, thus, forcing chingto to fight for him and defnd his throne (goalspost) as his last line of the defence and thus chingto became known as the deadly... SUGARBALLED KEEPER.

Spell 1: Pressure (passive)
Drawn by the of the crowd and supporters andoother players, chingto is driven into a nervous wreck... and under the pressure, he revealed his true potential, increasin his reaction speed by 400%, however, under extreme pressure, chingto will be driven to an unexplainable OWN GOAL RAGE and start attacking the frozen goalposts itself.

Spell 2: Money face (active)
in his prirority list, sugar comes first, money second. chingto is so driven by money that when given extra incentive , he will perform better depending on the amount given. For every 500 gold given, chingto increases keeping skills by 50. max increase in skills in 500.

Spell 3: Double power (active)
Chingto has two mysterious undead wives, nothing is know about them except for their names... SHERILYN AND SHARON the deadly duo, the two ghost bbrides comes out at chingto's calling and haunts all enemy who are near. When activated: enemys in an area of 5m will have a 75% chance of missing.

Ulimate: Candy Desperado
By summoning all his power and wadever little brains he has... chingto bursts into a crazed rage, ignoring all his opponents and killiing his way to defend the frozen goalposts. when activated, chingto saves the next 5 shots no matter what... but losese all his mana in the process. Has no effect on Sandra tan as chingto still fears his former mistress.