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Saturday, March 03, 2007

siiigh

so long never blog le.. actually, i seriously dun have anything to blog last week, but this week is pretty good. cause thursday we had this SUPER SUPER SUPER funny speaker, he was damn smart la i bet he must have got some good result in school. but his talk was serouisly damn funny still, love it, haha.. mr martin tan, i think he was like one of the best speaker our retarded auditorium every hosted. then before his stupid speech, we had student forum, and this year, the student forum was UTTERLY SPASTIC, at least in the previous year there was a form of organization but this year, it was crap la.. like some retarded taiwan rally where everyone just say wad they want no matter whether its bullshit or bullshit. then on the mic, there was some siao guy from 4L, i think his name was zhenyang, saying things like... " i think that if we only can on the aircon from 10oclock on wards, the teachers should go through the same shit and troubles..." i think that he cant think cause thats a retarded idea, i mean when has anyone put teachers and students on the same level. and jiachen was looking super stupid, i think its just his face, and he looks and sounds like a DONKEY lol, then my class was like, 1..2..3.. HEE HAW! lol.. damn lame. then the stupid council was like, if u want to say anyhting, just raise ur hand.. then we were doing the kallang wave with our hands... haha... ok, enough of retarded stuffs on thursday le.. then on thursday, mr lee let us off TWENTYFIVE MINutes EARLIER LOL, then we all went to poolside to eat... then blablabla, then TRAINING!!! I LOVE TRAINING, but thursdays' trainig seriously sucked i cant stand it la.. its not anything, year, warmups are good, pass. shoot. oh ya, my shooting sux now i dunno why. then we played with the sec3s, and WTH, we only won them 5-2?!?!?!?!?! wtf man? they suck la... last time we could have said that they got chingto on their side, but now WE had chingto on our side and they had wad? nelson? hunter?? wtf man. i dun understand at all la... then worst still, second match, coach with his allknowinglyretarded brain decided to play zongjun on our side... and it was like... 4-0, u must be like WOW, zongjun is a pivotal charcater in our search for gold. of course he is, cause its was 4-0 to the sec3s... he let in some seriously retarded shots la, like yida take foul and shoot from 5m then zongjun jumps in the correct direction and the ball was totally centre for him, and he touched the ball and it went in... WTF?! but i mean, not all the balls can blame him la.. like got one was 5 fang 6, then eden tycolily shot a top corner, i mean no one can save that, not even nigel lor.. so obviously no one blame him for that la.. but his passing seriously sux la, thats why we everyday kena fanji. for example, when someone backstrokes, u of course pass overhead rite? but noooooooooooooo, zongjun must pass to the legs and kena fan ji. wth man. then the direction he pass is damn obvious la.. he will look at the direction. concentrate. pullback arm. pass. miss. let in goal. get scolded. the end. ok la, sorry cause im only saying this cause i was really damn pissed that day, dun take offecne haha.. then i realized that even though we played quite well (according the coach), it actually sux la... our formation is damn luan... damn freaking confusing. and somemore coach is comparing us with the sec3s as if we are equals la... AND IF THAT DOSENT PISS ANY SEC4 OFF, ITS CAUSE THE SEC4 HAS NO BLOODY REPECT FOR HIMSELF... we are sooo not comparable to them, we are a better team la... we have better everything, their team spirit sux too la... zzz, and u think we are playing all the sec3s in the nationals meh? dammit la... thus, thursday was a bad day. and to top it off for extreme badness, there was APHELION NITE ON THURSDAY.. haha.. that really triggered off alot of old memories to me.. cause i seriously loooooved aphelion nites.. it was just so damn fun and then worst still, i saw the non-repentant zhang lao shi and EVEN WORST STILL, i saw jiahong who told me she sent me to Q for my own good... ARGHHHHHHH, combination of all these led me to a suppppper grumpy mood, thus the angry face during tuition lol. sorry for that.

friday was actually quite nice... had superb minimum lessons.. cause on chinese period, we were writing compo when suddenly, got announcement of a levels results and of course, everyone all know wad it means... EARLY DISMISSAL!!! woots. then hon was talking about all the results and it was dmna noisy and so everyone was just clapping after every sentence he says cause we cant even hear it lol..

*hon comes up the stage*
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon: in a few hours time, students will be coming back to get their a level results
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon: (something inaudible in the cheers)
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon: (more inaudible stuffs)
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon: (even more inaudible stuffs)
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon..
students...
hon..
students..
hon: i think we should all go home now.
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
go home. the end.

lol... then i was trying to make all the people do cheers lol, cause they were gathered at lt4 wad.. then i was doing the willowwillow sign lol.. then they all had the damn confused-i-think-u-are-retarded-look. ok, maybe i am. then wtf, guess wad? when we went back to class to get bag, WE HAD TO FINISH COMPO BEFORE WE CAN GO!!1 wtf... then we went like chooooooooooooooing ah.. then wilfred the short idiot was looking for his compo. then somehow, i think clarence took it, and the compo was under his table but he was gone. then wilfred went to everyone and asked did u see my compo did u see my compo did u see my compo. then finally, i chionged finish the compo. and was about to go already. then wilfred found his compo under clarence's table and took it and in a fit of his little hobbit anger overturned clarence's table and OMG, all of clarence's used tissue paper fell on my bag!!!! wtf, i tell u that was superb credits on my part for not screaming f word at him and whack his F***ing face la... i just told him to clear it up. and guess wad, he decided to give me attitude and just turn up the table, and left all the sick gross stuffs on my bag again... then i very clamly asked him to pick it up and he didnt want...

me: pick it up (u stupid retarded malaysian hobbit)
wilfred: im not going to touch his things
me: but did u overturn it? (pick it up or i kick u back to mt doom)
wilfred: i already picked up his table
me: ANSWER THE F***ING QUESTION!
wilferd: IM NOT GOING TO TOUCH HIS THINGS!
ME: DID U OR NOT (grrr... must refrain from hurting hobbits, they are endangered)
wilfred: U CAN GO ASK MR SU, I BET HE WONT SAY ITS MY FAULT (wtf? is that another one of ur ttwisted fallacies, presumably from malysia, or did u pick that up from sam? i thought sam was the only stupid hoobit in world, seems that u were influenced too.)
wilfred: *tries to walk out* (but pls la.. that hobbit thinks he can just walk out on me liddat.)
me: *just as i was going to say something, brandon said that he would clean it up.*

haha.. guess thats the first time brandon ever did something nice i guess, ok, to be fair, hes quite nice... but ok, that was a important sacrifice, to clean clarence's stuff. pls la, after cleaning i was going out to beat up that f***er already lor... then he dissapaeared damn fast la... bloody hobbit, one more time when school reopen and he will be eating through a tube i swear. lol, then after that, Daxian tried to give me attitude too.

Me: daxian, after u do ur compo, clear the newspaper.
daxian: BLABLA
Me: u hear or not, clean it after that.
daxian: something-something u stupid squirrel
me: *walk over* its ur f***ing duty to clean it up rite? so go clean it up later la.
daxian: dunno-wad-he-said-but-it-was-something-that-pissed-me-off.
me: aiya.. at the rate u do ur compo u will never finish it la...
Daxian: go away!
me: ur house ah? i want to stand here leh (i was damn pissed already from the hobbit incident and was looking for a fight)
if not what u going to do? sleep ah? (hes a well known sleepy asshole)
Daxian: go away! u dun want to make me angry!
me: no, i WANT to make u angry, *imitating a idiot* hi, im daxian, im ANNNNGGRRRYYY, snore snore snore...
Daxian: *stands up at me* dun piss me off ah, or else..
me: *stands up* or wad? snore snore snore...

THEN SHIT, HE DINT HIT ME, HE WENT BACK TO HIS SEAT!!! SHIT.

grrr... but again, being the nice guy i am, i quickly xiao qi and went to kap with changpeng and chingto to eat lunch. then we saw the sec2s there eating also.. and oh my.. there so many chiobus at kap on friday, all going to collect A's i guess. then after eating, we went down to find the sec2s, haha.. then there was this quite cute looking girl seating sideways looking at us play the slapping game lol.. then i was purposely making the slapping game as retarded as it is haha... and DUH, the sec2s cant beat me at it lol... im the prince of the slapping game la... (timothy is the king of slapping game). then they were all taking turns to play one me. haha... but too bad the girl was one of those coming back to get alevel results ppl (i guess). but nvm, not that im interested, just looking at her abit lol, cause no one can beat me ****** (as usual, not the freakish one from sngs). then here comes the retarded part. chingto was like creating UBER LAME EXCUSES FOR NOT COMING TO TRAINING LA... like wad? shoulder pain, then it evolved to i dun have the keys so i cant leave the house cause i cant lock it... THEN WHY EVEN GO BACK IN THE FIRST PLACE?! then changpeng was like, nelson said no training so no training, nvm if kee or satan says theeres training, NELSON SAID THERES NO TRAINING, so NO TRAINING, haha. and mingchong and zongjun also not going training. and most importantly, NELSON SAID NO TARINING. so he dint go.. see now la, all the trouble u got urself into .. happy already? at he end, ming chong went training also wad.. and guess wad? NElson himself went, f***ing backstabbing sec3... happy now? got scolded already la.. and zongjun, i dunno wtf is ur excuse la just f*** off la. training, was damn sian la.. just when we shooting halfway going to play match le then RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN !!! WTF MAN. rain wad shit... and i did FOUR UNDERWATER WITH BALLS IN A ROW, RECORD!!! SUPERB LA. i think apart from davin, only i cant do it le... yea... then we got our TRUNKS AND SHIRTS LE.. and wtf, our shirt has the hwachong sign on the back, DAMN GAY... how to go lan shop liddat. and the trunks are imba nice, black trunk and white.. haha, guess the trunks finally mark the coming of competition already. can feel it guys, its coming already, its coming... and wad u want to do? go on with that spastic attitude of urs? and pls la... is that how u want to win? this is seriously becoming damn frustrating for me, i dunno about all of u la.. but this type off atitude will get us nowhere... sigh... i just want to fall over and die one day.. and oh crap, false info, its 16 day to the competition. and hey changpeng and zongjun, i think we should slack more, its a good thing isnt it... and mingchong, pls stop playing.

sigh.. i think i got enough of talking of all this crap already la. i noe im not ur vice cap or ur cap guys, u dun have to listen to me or anything, but seriously, if u dont put in ur own effort theres nothing to do liao... ok, just do WADEFUK U WANT FROM NOW ON LA. ok? go la, ok, i dun give a fuck about it anymore already. happy? just go play and slack and do wadever u want to do. i dont want to see already, neither do i want to know about it ok? and oh one more thing, changpeng, u seriously have to know that the bloody smile of urs is retarded, makes everyone stupid, for all u noe, for every hour u stop smiling u get 2 hours cip for saving the community. wadever la.. u noe u are not very good but u dun want to train hard, like zongjun u also train for training and for nothing else le... if u train for training then its as good as dont train. shit, why am i saying this, although its my problem, i cant care about it le... cause for some people. pushing to their limits abit is too tiring, will die one... and for some people. studying is more important. so to all of u, fuck off =) im sick and tired of talking about this every blog, i swear im going to stop this already.


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