in another life, i would make you stay, so i dont have to say you were the one that got away.

fuck you optician counter girl!! seriously who every encounters a counter girl who goes like NO I CANT SELL YOU CONTACTS CAUSE U WILL BE SWIMMING WITH IT WITHOUT GOGGLES. wtf? if im paying for your opinion, i would ask for it. but hey, guess what? yea you're right im not. plus (personal assault here) (also beware, stolen yo mama joke here) you are so fat that i took a picture of you last christmas and its still painting. argh now i have to try and get my contacts 2mrw, seriously wtf is wrong with these people. andddd anddd andd there was this thing i wanted to rant about but i forgotten hahahaha