changpeng

Hero: Changpeng the Left Handed Monster
Base stats: NONE
Stats: Str: 60
Agi: 30
Intel: Q (the ultimate level of stupidity)

Once upon a time, wait, i should be using changpeng english.

*changpeng english*

Wants aporn a time, in the mournster lend, de keeng morunster gave birth 2 a crown preence. He waz ovirjoyed as he *f***, this is irritating, i will just write properly* had finally obtained a heir to his throne. The kid grew up to be come a strong and healthy kid, until the age of 11, when he had to undergo the ritual of executing his first enemy. As the entire monster nation watched, the prince plucked out the sword... but to their horror, HE USED HIS LEFT HAND!!!! the whole crowd went like omgwtfbbq for in their monster history, left handers are either stupid or very stupid. However, in this case, they were wrong, changpeng was very VERY stupid, for in his anger to prove the crowd wrong, he swung the knife at the enemy's head with all his strength and *SPLAT*, cut it off. yea, he cut off his toe, his OWN toe. immediatly, anger changed to shame, changpeng rushed off to hide himself in a cave, where he almost died of bleeding cause he did not know that the wound have to be bandaged. There, bleeding, ashamed and stupided, he was found by the lich king Zhong who promised him knowledge if he agreed to fight for his cause, and that was how changpeng entered the side of the frozen goalpost.

Spell 1: Left handed shot (active)
When changpeng unleashes a surprise shot with his left hand, his enemies are normally surprised as it was common knowledge that lefthanders either go to hell, or are already on the way there. When activated, opponents takes a minor stun of 0.1 seconds, no actual use for this spell, just for fun.

Spell 2: Spastic Smile (active)
At the height of all spastism, changpeng reveals his SMILE, so powerful it is that all enemies are confused by its spastism and questions themselves whether they should start doing CIP now that they know that people of such stupidity exists in the world. When activated, cause enemies in an AoE of 5m to be confused and start hitting each other.

Spell 3: Stupid Aura (aura)
Due to his immense stupidity, changpeng affects ALL around him, lowering their intelligence by 100 in an AoE of THE WHOLE POOL.

Ultimate: STARSTARSTAR (active)
At the pinnacle of all stupidity and blindness and spastism, changpeng falls for the STARSTARSTAR and is the only person alive that can say her name without hurting himself. When activated, changpeng deals 1000 damage to all in an AoE of 6m, wads more, this spell does not require mana, AND has a cooldown of 10seconds only.