SO MANY ISSUES

AAAAHHH!!!! YUN TONG... u better look damn sorry the nex time i see you... bloddy hell... u send me the message about buying cookies for ur girls guide eh...? then when i replying : "haha... wait till i see my physics results first, above A2 then i buy..." when i was at the word "then", i got caught for smsing in class.... caught by cookies... sian...

Nice intro eh? siao, today i almost lost 2 handphone... all started with lee khen seng, he confiscated the first handphone la... then he ask me to take out the sim card incase i accuse him of making overseas call... -_-/// wtf man... then with the sim card, i borrowed kiral's phone during geog to sms... then i sms halfway, guess wad? Nancy caught me... NICE GOING MAN... shuo dao lai... its still everybody's fault... yuntong's fault for sending me the message, making me reply, lee khen seng's fault for being too sharp... nancy's fault for not warning me cannot use in class... my parents fault for giving birth to me with slow fingers... sian.... then on tuesday, i tried the whole period to pretend i was using a handphone and he dint even notice... then today the moment i took out.. he caught me... no wonder he was sniper in army la... 2mrw. when i get my phone back, im going to pretend im using it under the table and when he catch nothing, i will tell him its one one now... uber lame... too bad...

Then on tuesday (yesterday) glenn scored his first goal la... he strike not once, but twice!! zai man.. i only scored my first goal in waterpolo after half month trining, he fifth training and he scored 2... nice one man... then i played like shit yeterday la, damn hopeless... i damn tired, i dunno why and i was swimming on the flank with the sunlight... damn irritating, make me feel like slacking lor the sunlight... then i playe like shit and pass like diarrhea... crap, then he maake me keepr... -_-///, and i let in the first kevin kow shot... wah, but after that i on fire man... i save one glenn shot and one dominic shot and one eden shot... pro sia... and i tackled ian's centerman la... zai, and i made a damn good through pass to sean through 2 defenders... siao, i think im talented in all fields except for centerman and centerback, then coach never let me try refree... lol...

hmm... still got one more... today, during the assembly, they were discussing about the jonathan foo and sponsorship thing... he is uber lame la... he thinks that sponsorship=moral support=badminton win=go into grp A ep3 hahaa.. badminton grp A ep3=fat dream u bloody loser... idiot la he... we were discussing about going to his class and surround him and laugh at him... lol... more uber lame stuff. Then during the music appreciation, we sang some lame songs like I DREAM my taufik i think and guess wad? LAO SHU AI DA MI... erps... wth man... then the i dream went pretty well, then time for the LSADM time, the font of the lyrics is half bold half not bold one, then we sang the bold words damn loudly then shuddup for the non-bold ones... damn cool la... the teacher damn pissed with us after that... we like made a diffreence in the audi lor... stupid 3q troublemakers... haha...

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MUST DO WEIGHTS
MUST MUST TRAIN PROPERLY
MUST DO HOMEWORK
MUST ACT GUAI CAUSE MEET THE PARENTS ON MONDAY
MUST SHUDDUP DURING NANCY LESSON
MUST NOT BLAME OTHERS


walao... my blog damn ugly la... fucking creator, all his fault... lol, joking, i like my blog... unless someone find a nice teentitans blog for me...

MUAHAHA

IF U HATE THIS SONG, U CANA HELP ME FIND THE URL FOR INVOKE!!
MUAHAHAHAHA

No title i can think of...

Wah... i die liao... my maths i got B4 for that bloody easy paper man... crap... that is not important though... cause i hate blogging about my results, always not good things to talk about one...

Ok, this morning, I SURVIVED 45 MINUTES OF MY FATHER'S PRESENCE!!! way to go... im a survivor!!! You see, we had to leave home early because we had to fetch my mum for her tuition before fetching us to swimming... then the whole journey took about 45 minutes, and throughout this whole journey, my father crapped like hell la... it started from the government or lee kuan yew destroying all the dialects in sinagpore then i forgot la... wasnt listening much, somehow he moved on to having to do our best in everything (i dunno the link) then to we have to be specialized in something... erps... i dont see a bloody link between any of them... well... all i want to be good at is to be tall and strong and can bully ppl on the streets AND be good in polo... i seriously dun give a shit to academics thing la... i just hope to average my results in hwa chu and be a normal student then get 3 or 4As for a level... go uni then work... then blablabal...to hell with that... i want to play polo even when i grow up man... back to the topic... i think he purposely slowed down the car to talk to us one... then my brother almost fainted from his nonsense (nonsensephobia) lol... jus joking... just that im glad to be here and being able to blog... thank god...

Yesterday night, we went to visit my eldest bro's working place... guess where is it? pulau ubin... nah... just joking... it was at JOO CHIAT!! wtf man... that place bloody lot of prost... as in its bloody obvious they are prost one... they wear those type of supposedly-dressing and walk in that manner with angmoh man and chinese man... then the karaoke is bloody noisy la... even with the door closed u can hear the words quite loudly and clearly (because it wasnt zhou jie lun wad...) then when the door open it was like OMGWTF!! damn weird la that place... then luckily my bro wasnt working in those karaoke lounge ah... or my parents will put him in a volcano liao... his working place is quite cool la... it was something called betelbox backpackers' i think.,... its those typ of budget lodging for those light travelling ppl from mostly-europe one... quite nice... not even considered a hotel... but i think the enviroment is shit though... but nvm la... he working there for 3 months only... then go england study liao... sob...

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MUST PUMP
MUST DO WEIGHTS!! ( now that i found them )

WHO CAN HELP ME PUT SONGS ON MY BLOG?!?!?!?!?!

JUDO!!!

Judo damn cool lor... walao... Judo is like so fucking cool... owns waterpolo la... ZHONGNING bao li... he tyco tyco win one lor.. wah... he just turn the guy when that guy falling on his face... nic one anyway... U ROCK MAN!! Wah... i dint noe judo so bloody interesting... then got that inata guy... wah, he is the king man.,,, when he fight that time like wrestling like that la... everyone cheer his name... then he win that time then sweet lor... like an expected win for the judo-legend-that-havent-lost-a-thing-in-five-years... walao... zai diao... then i only noe about the legend of the jhun boon today, damn cooll la... they say that in C Boys, the final match of the five, jhun boon spear that guy out of the ring and into the other group of competitors, then that guy's 2 front teeth drop out and he gave up! WTF! damn cool la... If i knew judo was so bloody cool i would have joined in sec 1 liao lor... then can fight for lightweight... so damn nice la... thats the only place in the world where i can spear or throw someone in front of a crowd apart from WWE la... that is the only time i can stand in front of a crowd and fight la... after watching so much WWE... i swear when i reincarnate, im going to join judo!!!! And 3Q guys, i promise, next year u will get to watch the waterpolo finals... one more skip-school-day for you, trust me

And davin, i noe u are reading this, LETS GO FINALS NEXT YEAR, remember ah... must let my class go support...


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Poser Dog

This post is dedicated to my lovely friend, DOG!!! You see, Xiaotian is our class dog... th only one... and he is bloody irritating. He thinks he is damn tough and carries his bloody swiss knife around, thinking he is some kind of hero... wadehell... hes a asshole la... Now, the REAL reason why he is called a dog, you see... he ALWAYS stick to Brandon, and you know wad? Brandon's most noticeable thing is his MONEY (apart from his tummy). Then he will always suck up to brandon like the fucking dog he is... Damn funny la today, we were in english lesson and he was talking cock as usual... then dharyl aka di zhang said seomthing about giving him scooby snacks... it was damn funny, then the dog is always posing like mad la... caryying his swiss knife around with him and always like to turn his bloody collar up... wlao... cant stand it man... he thinks he is dman cool and handsome... yea rite... like my mum's intestines like that... sux la... then he walk around in the big manner as if he is damn important... wadehell...

Yea... then the physics test and maths test is SUPEr easy... double A1 liao lor... then still got mine geog, shuang, 3 A1 liao... Anyway, i was at tuition today and then there wasnt much about it la... until it ended... wtf man... there was this guy called cliffton from st gabriels... hes a bloody smart alec (notice that i try to refrain from using the F word) la... talk all the cock... then after lesson, we were waiting for the lift, there was like 18 ppl, so the first lift went, all the girls with ziyang and jonathan, then we all talking to each other minding our own business and no one notice the second lift come, then that motherF***er just went in and left by himself without telling anyone... walao eh... burn his school la...

--THE END--

MUST BE KIND TO DOGS
MUST PUMP
MUST NOT SLACK DURING TRAINING

Wadever this is

Yea... got time to blog... budden next week cannot liao... got damn lot of tests on week 4...

So it goes like this, on thursday, which is yesterday, we were in the changing room after training. Then, i supposed that the bloody kow has been saying something stupid to davin, and then davin took his clothes and towels (one of his fav skill since he dont run) and started walking around in a threatening manner. Then since davin was cornered by kow (which wasnt very hard cause both of them fill up half the place itself), i was shouting to davin to pass me the towel so that i can do the Materazzi header. Then, finally he passed, and i mastered a masterful header fit for the mastery master i am, ok, fine, i admit, i cheated, i used my hands and catch it... And of course, the incredible kow (i mean incredibly FAT kow) ran at me to get his little yellow towel back. And being the good little boy i am, i returned it to him as i respected him as my good old senior... ah screw that... the least i could do was pass back to davin mah... and which i did. Then i was laughing at kow when he pushed my head into the wall... wtf la... the sound damn big lor... I was going to fight the self-acclaimed-taekwondo-black-belt already lor... he was like standing chest to chest with me already... hah... i am still taller though... then everyone one came to stop the thing at once... My brother; shouting something like why he dun dare to fight davin, Clement; dunno wadehell he doing, peacemaking i gues..., and Davin; going with him into the cubicle to discuss some international affairs i guess..., then Me; pushing him to get his fucking attention... cao cool la... like those riot movies like that... then can hear everyone shouting... But lucky Kow, the one of the two of the four person who finally got IT'S attention was someone with peaceful intents like davin, talking about the N.Korea nuclear issue... no la... wadever they were doing in that cubicle, it was covered ( my bro suggeseted mating though...). Then LOL, clement went to turn the shower head from the other cubicle up, then sprayed all over there... lol... What a great day to introduce Glenn to Hwachong Waterpolo... wtf... well, that was quite a fun day still... Thanks for all those standing on my side =P

Then today, in the morning, everyone finally realized how bloody difficult the chinese test is going to be because no oen actualyl studied the ci hui of the ke wen... then became damn sian... cause we noe will die liao... then bing xiang on the com and the projector and on his presentation....lol, damn funnny, but hyp still did not buy the trick... and we had to do the test. Then minutes into the test, a bird just flew in and crashed course jhun boon's hand... lol... then it stood on the floor as if it had no legs and STARTED POOPING AROUND THE CLASSROOM!!! it was dman funny and damn cool cause the stupid ppl including hyp was busy looking at the bird while the smart ppl are busy looking at neighbour's answers lol... damn nice, i only managed to copy ru mu san fen... damn lame... then the test damn hard, but everyone started cheating like fuck, i was practically telling Jason across the table the answer and zhong ning was copying the notes under the table... it was damn funny... then we heard the sound of paper flyin through the air.. then we turned around to see the chinese ci hui notes flying in the air between crhsi and yiyi... lol, bit suspicious. Then kiral's cheat list flew to the floor... and the idiot hyp dint see a shit...

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MUST DO PUSHUPS
MUST HELP GLENN BECOME A GOOD PLAYER
MUST STUDY NEXT WEEK'S TEST

The HYP, the dad and the chaotic day

sigh... as the title suggests, this is not about me winning a reward or me being top in class...

the chaotic day:

It was erm.. last wednesday, then i think all the stupid teachers are having a meeting, then there was no teacher to take us for our stupid afternoon lesson. So, of course we stayed in class and do our work quietly and did not make noise and it was a great productive day and everyone benefited, the teachrs were all so proud of us... yeayea... screw that... SO we were playing soccer in class, i dint noe how they managed, but they happend to be able to turn the class into a street soccer court...wadehell... and they left bloody many ballmark on the wall. then this phuking techie called steven just came in and confiscated the ball in less than 1 minute... wtf... bloody hell... he was damn iritating la... not his business oso want to care, fuk off la...
ok... so after losing the ball, we decided to settle down and do some work... then i happend to see a red pen on the floor and decided to see if i can break it (that was jhun boon's pen). then after the first try, nothing happened except that it hit alan... lol... then the second try came... the bloody pen spattered everywhere as if it was blood... omg... the whole floor was bloody dirty, and i had to borrow spray paint to paint the wall... IT WASNT MY FAULT, IT WAS JHUN BOON'S FAULT for leaving it on the floor for no reason...
and you thought that was all.... but it wasnt a chaotic day for no reason, then... i dunno why, the dog xiaotian , wait, china dog xiaotian decided to bite the hand that feeds him, brandon...and they fightfightfightfifght... and they overturn the cpu... wth... genius... luckily, that was the end of the chaotic day...


The HYP:

Then on thursday, hyp, the toad decided to make everyone that nvr do the ppt stay back until 9pm... so scary... then i managed to go because i did the hard copy liao... =P then at teh end, that loser let everyone leave at 5pm... wtf... his whole purpose of doing that nonsense was just to make us beg him and let us noe that he is boss... bos... yea rite, boss gama la... fat frog...

The Dad:

And when u tought my life cant be worse, my dad decided not to fail to dissapoint us... he scolded me for not playing piano everyday when my brother played everyday... OF COURSE LA!!! i told them how many months ago liao, i hate taking exams, if i was like my brother like that so shuang everyday play songs like yueding, anjing, feng, like that i oso want lor... moronic moron... Then he decided to make me cut my bloody hair today... wadehell man, it was not even past eyebrow lor... i just cut it when hols begin (also because of that MM [moronic moron]). bloody waste money... THEN, in the afternoon he decide to tach me how to do projects day... wtf... as if he damn smart lik that... and all the advice he gave were crap lor... then if i dun follow he will say, "that is just what i think, if u dont want to follow its ok one..." wtf... FUCK OFF LA... MM...




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AND YES, GERMANY WON THE 3rd placing... loser portugal... failures... wimps... divers... germany DESERVED IT... although i always thought that scheinstagger guy was sort of a clumsy loser, wah, then he scored double yesterday... cao seh...

MUST TRAIN POLO SERIOUSLY
MUST DO PUSH UP ON ALTERNATE DAYS
MUST FIND THE BLOODY WEIGHTS
MUST REMEMBER THERE IS A MATHS TEST ON FRIDAY
MUST REMEMBER THERE IS A CHINESE TEST ON FRIDAY TOO (that one is not so important cause chinese = useless, and my bloody mum will remind me everyday one...)
MUST DO LOW 27 OR HIGH 26 at 4*50 FREESTLYE RELAY

Chinese S.U.X

Sianz... just went through double torture from my parents, first, my father got me and my brother, oh wait... my brother and i through some crap-talk session which he wants us to have EVERY weekend... wtf man, damn irritating la, today he was talking bout something like quanitiy and quality, bloody waste of time, i almost died... but luckily, i was thinking about creating a new DOTA hero and his stupidity thus, did not affect me... phew... i will show u my hero post after this. Then session 2, CHINESE WITH MY MUM!!! aaaaaaahhhh......!!! cao boring, she keep scolding me for getting the same words wrong... wtf, when i dont even noe the word in the first place... wth is her prob? ask her... i dont care, she says that if i dont get A1 or A2 for HCL nex year, she will force me to take chinese in JC, and I DONT CARE EITHER, even if i get B4, i will not take again... and if she forces me to, i will show her ATTITUDE, oh yea... wild monkey swipes...



Here goes my dota hero...

Job/Class: Corrupter
Name: Archimonde the Terror
Description: After the fall from the world tree, Archimonde lost all memories of his past except for his name which was tatooed on his ass (because his mum knew he was that dumb). Being the dumb creature he is, he exercised his powers to cause terror to all living things that are more goodlooking thean himself... which is everythng except for billy TAY!!

First spell: Degeneration

Level 1:-100% hp regen/mana regen
Level 2:-200% hp regen/mana regen
Level 3:-300% hp regen/mana regen
Level 4:-400% hp regen/mana regen

Second spell: ?????

Third spell: Corupted touch (passive)
Level 1: 10% slow and 10% increased damage from spells
Level 2: 15% slow and 15% increased damage from spells
Level 3: 20% slow and 20% increased damage from spells
Level 4: 25% slow and 25% increased damage from spells

Ultimate: ?????




Incomplete hero, pls post suggestions on tagboard, thanks... and PLEASE LINK ME

July 2nd 2006, Sunday

YES!!! GERMANY IS IN THE SEMIS... actually, i think it is almost confirmed that the world cup will go to germany... cause Germany is the strongest among the final 8 left ( i feel ). But then, althoug i support germany, the match against argentina really quite unfair leh... the one in the box that was supposed to be penalty then become yellow card for diving, LOL. Then little elbow also kena yellow card for argentina ppl... cao suay. The refree remind me a bit of the one in the stupid advertisment which shows the medics carrying the dumbass ref on the stretcher. That would teach those stupid argentines to mix with the NAZIS!!! Actually, the ref had no choice either, his family is in the hands of the nazis, u noe the earpiece he carry around, it is actually the sound of his children being tortured to remind him of wad to do. Then at half time, they took his wife too as a wakeup call, that why he keep touching his pocket wad, the picture of the wife is inside... lol... Then got one part of the match damn funny, the short argentina guy go push Ballack, and ballck was like looking him DOWN in the face lor... dumbfuk...

School reopening damn sian la... everyday all so bloody long, then damn shag when i reach home... dun feel like doing a shit... then Mr hon keep saying will review the system.. fuk off la... fat man... sian.... shit, i g2g liao la, my parents know that i not doing ACE, lol...


MUST DO PUMPING