Monkey see Monkey do
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yayyyy today, for once, since forever i finally had a decent training. must be the left flank thing again hahah i feel so at homeee. and I CAN FINALLY GO SUNDAY POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =DDDDDDDDDD
sigh op is coming and everyone do their op today -.- but thats good since i havent memorised my script AT ALL haha. must memorise hard =P
and chinese was totally alksdfhnoakcwgeihraw sigh.
and i my phone has almost ZERO MONEY LEFT =(((((
and J1 is finally overrrrrrr hahaha a tumultous year is finally over sigh... ok. and its loads of fun. but i heard j2 is totally no fun at all =( ONLY after season though. the last season is here... haha no regrets, better have as much fun as possible !!!
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ok im totally sorry for screaming at everyone during training!!!!! i really dint mean to ( after training ) but sorry to say, DURING TRAINING, i fucking meant everything i shout hahaha, but i kinda feel sorry after that too =|
and some people should buck upppp and start attending trainings -.- EVEN IF U HAVE A SLIP DISC OR A BROKE BACK OR ANYTHING. if not u can go film brokeback mountain 2, replace heath ledger. hurhur not funny.
and oh no im defying my father by sleeping so late =( CONGRATULATIONS YIPYANG haha ok more random fun facts. but trainings nowadays are quite slack =( i dont feel aas tired as usual. BUT F***, THE PLAYS ARE DAMN MESSSSSSY AND I CANT SEEM TO DO IT RIGHT TOO =((((((
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last day of school 2mrw!!!!!!!!!!
and i totally <33333 chinese... not.
haha this sux sux sux sux cause i have to do chinese everyday sigh.
things to practice during holiday:
POLO
SWIMMING
repetitive motion of carrying heavy metal stuffs up and down
dota
basketball
MATHS
hearts
bridge
POLO
POLO
POLO
omg played so much basketball today till my clothes was wet like my trunks. and i still suck at basketball -.-
and woots i finally can do reps of 55kg for benchhhhh but zhonghan totally owns me sigh. and hes lighter AND shorter than me. although abit darker.
training 2mrw again finallllyyyyy
sagef
woots, life sux when ur father is back. screw deepavali, now he cancelled his flight back and is only going back 2mrw sigh.
heh and wtf i have to stop using the com everyday at 1030 even when hes gone -.- looks like i just have to push my playing hours forward i guess. since its the hols anyway muahaha
and wtf hes trying to psycho me i swear. at first i promised to go cambodia with him for 4-5 days then he trying to psycho me into going like 8 days now then he will pretend to compromise and let me go 6-7 days. fuck NO one week with him is like... omg so nono nono no no 4-5 days is the MAXXXX. so that i can have time spent in singapore alone when everyone is overseas yay =)
and todays pw meeting at jiasins house was totally a blast! we were like doing lots and lots of rubbish hahaha. kbox sessions. gossipboying. camwhoring. rehearsing. editing. and lots of other rubbish all rolled into one hahaha. and omg tomorrow is going to be a WONDERFUL day
wefasdfwe
phew, im almost done with the once a fortnight fathercomebacktosingapore event, hes leaving on tuesday and im not at home most of the time 2mrw =)))
hehe yesterdays scream was pretty cool, but too bad the ghost werent scary... they were just pretty cute when they hop out and keep talking in weird accents hahaha so cuuuute. haha and the funniest parts were when we were so freaking scared cause we thouht that there was going to be something and there wasnt hahah then we were so alert for nothing. and i feel so bad for almost jeopardizing the whole trail... not, but at the most i was going to leave on my own... zzz stupid councillor so fierce for what, it was just a lightstick im sorry dudeeee. heh and the trail is always better when u spend lots and lots of time scaring ur own groupmates instead hahahahaha jhunboon and i were damn good at that plox. and plox means please according to kwanki heh.
and today was not much better cause i had to STAY AT HOME AND DO CHINESE while everyone is playing polo out there sighhhhhh. i promise promise i shall own all of u in training quantity once my chinese exam is over, 7 trainings a week!!!!
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on a random thought, i really do hope theres someone out there who ate more salt than i eat rice, cause that guy is doomed to die a horrible death. just watch me eat rice during recess muahaha
ok this is horribly randomly lame
awera
its this time of the fortnight again... my dear dad is back yay (said with all due sarcasm) and best still, no training 2mrw, now i have to see him more -.- and im obviously not allowed to go scream cause my mum screams at me about having bad maths results. oooo even better, now i have 3 tuitions a week during the holidays, erm, 6 polo a week, 3 tuition a week.. thats about my whole life during the hols sigh.
see? its not always good to tell the truth, at least for my mum... saying that i got 24 for maths was bad enough.. imagine if i said 15.............
sigh. it will probably be a few years when i blog next since im not allowed to "touch" the com at all... so enjoy army life! and goodluck for A levels super in advance!
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eh this is totally uncharacteristic of me, i was actually sad about my econs mark. i got an U although i bloody f***ing studied for it?! ok, face it im stupid sigh. next time, learn from geog, just study a few days in advance.
then god played me a second time today. HE MADE IT RAIN!!! just when i need to beat up little juniors to relieve stress sigggghhhhhhh. i want to play poloooooo argh. and i heard i was super super close to retaining, thank you thank you allah (as u can see, i dont believe in god anymore)
and then there was this SCREAM video which was totally unscreamish after econs... yawn, maybe they are going to throw barbie dolls at us during scream trail. oh my god i really wish not, after all, those plastic barbie dolls do contribute to global warming. haha ok thats totally irrelevant and linkless.
and its nice to see everyone getting super stressed over pw while i play starwars games in class hahaha i love kwanki. oh no, later ***** gets jealous oO ok ok cannot cannot, i LIKE kwanki.
wrqwe
i would like to share this piece of goodnews to everybody (although some might deem it to be a bad news)... I PROMOTED WOOOOOTS. PROMOTED WITH THE D =DDDDDDDDDDD the D in the =D is a pun in case u guys were wondering.
haha shit im damn high today, again, not good news to some people cause my swimming today was just like absolute wtfheissoamazing, heh i dint go below 4min18 for all my 300m omg im so proud of myself. and 6 on 5 training was so fun today, shit i think when im high i just keep shouting random stupid stuff during trainings hahahaha. yay but im happy today =D
and yea, to all young ppl out there busy enjoying ur youth, heres a consolation: hardwork DEFINITELY does not equal to results. i studied chemistry like shit, consult everyweek, mug at home like hell and i got S, like totally wtf. then i skip geog lectures, skip geog tutorials, dont do geog work, dunno half of what the hell is being taught, studied 2 and a half days for geog (half includes the morning then i was busy stealing notes to study) and i actually passed geog -.- so its time to play and all join art stream cause its really alot easier to pass hahahaha.
and im really sorry that i always dont turn up for sunday games although i keep trying to drag everyone to go down but i end up not going down. its not like i WANT ok. but its my parents. they have lame-like-shit reasons for not letting me go down and its F***ing pissifying in case anyone dont know. sigh sorry for being such a liar, but guess after h1 chinese they wont have much excuse anymore =P
and gossip girl is like so nice but im finishing season 1 already =( i really need to watch slower.
so now its POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAY YAY YAY YAY and im going to stay in 08s6zeroooooooo and im really sorry for daoing all class activities cause polo is number 1 <3333 hhaha ok thats damn gay but erm yeap sorry, u all can go appeal to have me retain for not attending class outings, traciepow will be thrilled HAHAHAHA. and so now its polooooooooooooooooooooo and more poloooooooooooooooooooooooo and er.. oh ya, pw sighhhhhhhhh haha kwanki will not be too pleased with me but STILL, i DID LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT FOR UR ENTERTAINMENTS SAKE!
and ok when my mum was driving me home today, we were behind this other car and the car was crossing the junction when this fat kid just walked infront of it. wtf. and he was like strutting with his fat belly and his little fuck friend beside him. if i was driving the car and my mum wasnt there, i would just open the window and shout "eh fat fuck, i dont want to bang u cause my car is still clean" and in case benjamin is wondering, i meant bang as in erm ram u down withe car. not u know... bang. hahaha
aergarg
i want to be an orphan. really really badly.
ok i cnat be bothered to badmouth my mum here cause its going to dirty my blog.
qwerqwer
lazy saturday morning. im being lazy now. and im damn sleepy cause i think since wednesday, i have been sleeping at an average of 2am cause i watch like 2-3 episodes of gossip girl everyday hahaha. ok im a himbo. and i finally learn whats a himbo, its a male bimbo ohmygod. it should be called mimbo i guess. aha ok not funny.
and my mum is just totally retarded. she wants me to do a compo paper that i have already done before. and she thinks its good practice.
adkfnav
haha polo really sucked big time today. im like sooooo noob/noobo. sigh... all the new positions are confusing me, better start getting used to them i guess.
sigh and schools so slack, apart from people making play the role of a total idiot in pw lol.
sigh dunno what to blog about alr =/
ok brain wave, i know what to blog about now.
haha gossip girl is damn nice, ok not damn nice but quite funny, all the funnyamericansmartass jokes. and fine, actually, i just cnat find much reason to watch gossip girl, its really quite stupid considering i will never be that filthy rich and never have that filthy much of trust funds =( ok i wont have blake lively making out with me too and i wont be having cocaine too. oh well, guess life is boring then. haha but they dont get to play polo so its kinda sad for them i guess heh.
and pw filming is seriously a waste of reptuation, u spend 55234598 years building a nice im-innocent (yes i AM a innocent boy) and one filming for pw turns u to a bank robber/retard-in-library/retard-getting-hit-by-brromstick sigh lifes not so good after all.
IM SO BORED NOW.
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note: saimeng is actually a secret agent from redbull, he gives us really sugarconsuming exercises so that we will buy more redbull so that redbull can continue funding their useless F1 drivers who don’t seem to win anything sigh. Ok this is just a RUMOUR. And u do realize that my punctuations are very neat cause im typing this in Microsoft word now hahaha. But it IS true that saimeng gives us sugar consuming exercises and its also true that redbull drivers are noobs lol. His long dist today wasn’t that tiring la, but its really boring, well I really tried hard to chiong sheesh so I was tired after all. Heh and training was good today yay my shooting was ok today I guess muahaha finally got abit of touch back. But what the hell, after the inbetween training redbull, I was damn high and I was practically shouting random rubbish during training hahaha. Ok im going to shout random dota skills during training now lol. Bah I really hate training especially when u know polo is one million willion times funner than swimming.
and im a fan of gossip girl now!!!!! Hahaha I love dan and serena, dan is so smartass lol and serena is just erm… the reason I even started watching gossip girl in the first place. Haha eff off blair, I hate u, I cant believe that there are actually stupid people out there who actually think that u are better than serena wtf. haha later I get hammered by the blair fanclub lol.
Things to remember:
Give Eugene a bullet pass on Friday for erm… reasons he know best…
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and weights nowadays are SUPER KILLEr. and training are always always super killer sigh. im so screwed. im like totally conked out EVERY training sigh.
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this post is going to be fucking vulgar. just telling you in case.
now that i have said that, i am allowed to spam anything in any language i want yay.
firstly, i would like to thank my mum, HUNTER, changpeng, retard teacher number 1, retard teacher teacher number 2, chinese, my dad and lots of ppl for making my mood today so fucked up. ok, changpeng wasnt that bad, it was hunter.. omg.. i love u hunter, lots of hearts and kisses, u CANT PASS FOR NUTS. sorry for this but u really reall cant pass for nuts, i think chingto can kick it better than u pass it serious. (after all chingto is A12 top scorer u know). and changpeng, u should learn this, IF U WANT TO PLAY SELFISH PLAY, THEN FUCKING SCORE THE GOAL. sorry sorry i know im not exactly in the right position to scold all of u but today was just a super fucked up day cause i swam up and down for 30minutes without touching the fucking ball. and my mum is just pure retard, she whole day lie to me? she said i could go dinner then at 7 oclock she popped down and fucking told me that she bought dinner and all the rubbish and that i MUST go home with her.. freaking lame, its as good as getting a rope and tying me up and throw me into the car right. bloody stupid, and she whole day keep whining that i go home later than i go home last year after training, hello DUH. last time training ended at 630 and NOW IT ENDS AT 7 RIGHT?! that is like imba stupid to the max. and now thank you to retard teacher number 1
it was some randomly stupid students' forum and i was sitting at nicholas' class
RT1: hello why are u sitting here
me: erm...
RT1: are u from S71 to 75?
me: not meh?
RT1: No, because i teach all of those classes
me: oh sorry.
RT1: then why did u lie? (KEEPS raising her voice)
RT1: MUST U LIE? WHY DINT U JUST SAY THE TRUTH THAT U ARE FROM blablablabla.
ok i think she has some issues with lying. maybe her husband cheated on her or something. i really do hope so, cause thats called k-a-r-m-a.... and retard teacher number 2 just KEEEP HOVERING AROUND MY SEAT so that i couldnt sleep, PLUS the student forum is so rubbishy. wth man.
ok and now to my wonderfully wonderfull effed up father. he KEEPS asking me to study like hell during after-exam periods? wtf? he wants me to write him 2 articles a week??? freaking lame and he wants me to study DURING RECESS TIME?! that is even more wtf. then he wants me to sleep at 1030 everyday regardless of what day is it WTF again. zz i really cant be bothered to blog about him but i just freaking hate him for alot of random stuffs la. like he daoed me for like one full day because i dint answer one of his fucking stupid questions?! thats damnn childish and retarded la. well thats him. and he thinks he has really good daoing skills but too bad i daoed him back too and i totally owned him. he is just full of shit totally. and he thinks that leaving mr thongs house at 10pm and reaching home at 1030pm is vey late. HELLo where the hell are YOU leaving? thank god he daoed me now i dont have to talk to him, phew. and even luckier hes back in cambodia already. im soooo happy now =DDDDD
haha went back mrthongs house on thursday with all of them. oh my god the gang is getting smaller and smaller D= ok thats such an uncute smiley i know.
and i wnat to watch gossip girl!!! cause blake lively is soooo hot!!1
qwerwer
sigh havent been blogging for quite long, considering that my last post was pretty short hahaha.
ok training nowadays are uber tiring, maybe its just unfitness i guess, but i feel really relaly drained even after swimming sigh. PLUS weights were really omg omg , my whole freaking body is aching like mad after like the FIRST weights session? oh and thres number 2 2mrw lol. im dead. pls swim more, less weights lol
and french is freaking fun just that im a lasy kid who sleeps alot alot in class and cant get nuts about the whole language still sigh.
lol cca award appreciation, lesson learnt: in order to get individual awards, u have to first win the team award. haha ok so we have to first win the team award next year so i can win the individual award, omg thats alot of money, i dont have enough fingers to count it =DDDDDD
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aw training was damn sick.
and training was super sick.
and training was super super sick.
and....
100 200 300 400 400 300 200 100 WTH. thats 2km.
haha and sunday was qutie coool. went to play with dogs.
and i only can type in short lame sentences cause diffusion diffuses fish's stupidity to me really fast. soon, i will be losing to the ability to walk and have to start wagging my tail to swim. and soon.. my life will just be about hoping others give chance to let me win reversi sigh...
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haha i cant help it but i blogged THREE times a day.
my dad is seriously the bestest, he wants me to write TWO article reviews a week during the holidays. WTF LA hes bloody hell irritating, last time once a week was bad enough, to crap out a piece of random work everyweek. AND NOT SAY HES THE BEST ENGLISH MAN AROUND. wtf i cant stand this alr. someone whisk me off to neverland lol. ok im abit too old for that. someone whisk me off to hungary/croatia where everyone just encourages u to play polo
awfaewf
wow i blogged twice in a day.
zzzz seriously my parents are quite screwed up la, its like ONE DAY AFTER THE FREAKING EXAMS. they start asking me pack ur notes, do this do that, my dad is best, whole day ask me plan for my holidays which is bloody stupid cause holidays arent even here yet la. they are just damn screwed up la, they hate in when im happy, they love it when they get to exercise their "parents authority"
gserg
today is a baddd day. woke up late for open house. then my bloody stupid maid went like... i make breakfast now? so i said YES but i was thinking f*** why never wake me up. then 5 minutes later. she came in and said so i make breakfast now? zz then i was pissed ANYWAY.
and the most fucked up thing happened today anyway. cause i was on the bus. then i was sleeping. and i was really tired cause i slept like 7 hours in 2 days. and i just overslept all the way to the terminal. somehow the fucking driver dint see me and he just locked me in the effing bus. then i woke up and i was like eh why is the bus not vibrating. (cause it usually does). then i woke up and W.T.F i was on the bus alone. then i walked out tralala and nice, no driver and the only thing he left behind on his stupid seat was his stupid glove and his stupid halls sweets. and the door was locked wow. then i waited for like FIVE minutes. then no one came. so i open the window. then some fucking indian driver who just parked his bus 13 looked at me when i wavvvved at him then he gave me a black face, literally and metaphorically. then he turned around. then i thought he went to get the stupid driver of my bus then ANOTHER 5min. nice... haha then i realized the stupid key was in the stupid ignition. then there were some PRETTY obvious labels like open and close on some buttons. and there was this SUPER obvious ON and OFF thing at the ignition and the key was at OFF. so i turned to ON and hahahaha the stupid bus started. then i just press the open button and the door opened and poof, off i went. then i was JUST LEAVING THE BUS WHEN THE F*******ING driver came... then he scold me for luan donging his stuff.... zzzzzz idiot, im going to complain him for not looking through his bus properly.....
and the stupid fish THINKS IM LYING. im feeling really really hurt and griefstricken and if u read this u better say sorry to me one million willion times or im going to spam ur tagboard muahahahahaha.
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YAY promos are ooooooover =D
i love the feeling of training!!! haha ok new coach looks like a cool guy (although abit black) and he has the great white tshirt ohmygod, earns my total respect already. hah and first thing he does is to swim us like mad which is like erm... 2.6k on first training sigh. and the warmups arent even warmups la, he warm us ups with alternate half kicks which is erm... like torture. and my legs are screwed alr, i cant even hold them up in the air without having them shaking oh shit. heh and im so tired, maybe cause its qutie long since we trained. and i meant QUITE long. haha the 4x400 was crap la, i swim the first 100m faast then i was like yeaaaa then second hunderd meter. i was like oh ok im dead. and im kinda dead too. then after the first set. i was like stomach pain chest pain leg pain. then second set was hand pain in addition to the above. then the third set was even painer (oh well, bad english, im going to get it from chingto) and the fourth set was not too bad though. haha ok things to note: sec4s are really quite fast, j1s are losing to sec4s =( haha but im still there to pull the average up lol. zzz u know what? i hate swimming. but i love swimming in front hahahah, thats the only joy i derive in swimming. and im damn unfit i know sigh. and we have 3 trainings a week and 2 weights session and i have sunday polo sigh. now i dont have time for combine sch tmd. but.. lifes good. trainings fun. and polo today was erm... disastrous. haha ok big excuse: first training back so polo sux. but AGAIN, sigh... so crappy all the shots i missed could have been scored like 5 months ago one laaaaa knnccb ok im pissed cause of polo lol. and i feel bad for all my shitty performance today sorrry.
and the feeling is just unbelievable, the feeling of coming out of the pool all tired like hell and sweaty (although u cant see the sweat cause of the water) and the feeling of cholorinated skin. the feeling of feeling really tired and the red eyes. the battle scars. the super hardlikegel hair hahaha im lovin it. sooo missed that feeling =DDDDD
werqewr
calling people of the below category!!
ppl who studied damn hard for promos and pretend u didnt
ppl who feel damn confident about ur promos and keep pretending u are going to retain
ppl who studied damn hard and are going to get damn good grades and ace the whole level
PLS F*** OFF!
haha joking about number 3, later kwanki kill me
awefawef
2 more days to END OF PROMOS WOOTS. and i think it will be like a few more days to getting back paper sigh.
2 more days to TRAINING YEAAAAAAAAAAAA. i wanted to go down toapayoh play today one lor, but then my mother say childrens day so cannot go. haha ok no link. haha and that dint happen. she just said must study sigh.. geog sux.
gogogo last paper. and alot alot alot alot alot alot of ppl will be finished by thursday =((((((((((((