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sigh... now school days has sadly turned a sad turn... mr lee is leaving us... shiiiiit.. hes like the bestest maths teacher i had in my whole lifee.. haha, better than thong.. hes super funny and nice la, he even let me off after i point my middle finger at him.. sigh... then of all things, he had to be promoted to wad boarding school director -.- wtf is that... damn damn damn sad la... i seriously liked mr lee and his maths.... like i wont be able to do maths after he go lor.. and his lesson is super fun haha... well.. too bad, life is life hhaha.. and seems that not only mr lee is pissed with us that day... lol, today alone, we got 3 more teachers on the list, well done 4Q *pat on the back*. haha.. first up was rosalind lee... it was damn lame la... she was going through the answers of some stupid compre book and no one was listening, PLS la.. she thinks her lessons are oh-so-interesting-that-im-going-to-keep-awake-for-at-least-5min...
well, its not... then she was super pissed and was scolding us... its ok, since she has double perios... oh wait, its 4 teachers... cause in the morning mrs seck (sprain + neck = seck), was super pisesd with us cause we were playing with lighted splint... sorry seck, but i loooooooove fire. haha.. then third was nancy tay.. cause her lessons were FREAKING boring and we done the topic before last year so everyone was like *yawn* this is crap... then she went like..

Nancy: Do you know i really hate teaching your class? everytime i dont feel like stepping in one and subconciously, i sometimes forget to come in (thats wad appened 2 weeks ago). I never have such problems with 4F and 4E, but you all ah...
BingXiang (sitting beside me) *whispers: The confession of a insecured middle age... bitch.
Me: *snort**giggle*
Nancy: apart from some of u who improved, the rest are just like before, and yipyang here is going from bad to worse.

wtf. that was so bloody unfair, ok, i must admit, i do take off shoes and socks during her lesson and talk alot and make jokes about her alot...
then next up was mr su haha... he came in and wanted to go through his stupid physics thingi, question 11 to 23.. then he said.. who never do pls get out... then obviously damn lot of ppl never do, and no one wants to get out... then until kiral and dharyl stand up and start going, then the whole class went out lol.. leaving like jihao, chris, lingyong and wangyi haha... oopsie.. then he was super pissed cause he thought it was just a few persons... then he scolded us and said he wanted to see it on his table by 2mrw morning, AND I STILL DUNNO HOW TO DO.
well, thats about it... school getting sucky nowadays...

haha.. polo was pretty good yesterday, my form is like rising and dropping like hell la... last thursday was good, last friday was bad... this tuesday was good, and supposedly, today should be bad.. then guess wad? we went at 4 cause of lesson and he dun want to let me play... wtf... i chiong all my warmups then ask me do passing... zzzz... haha... then when practicing shooting, mingchong was putting jay's water bottle as a top-corner target to shoot lol... and i and mingchong each hit twice lol... wee and tuesday was a really good day for me and really bad day for davin lol... my goal tally was imba good and my super memorable goal was my firstblood backshot woots, super nice.

NEW SHOOTING TECHINIQUE: Jump up, pull back slightly, bend forward shoot. siao, i already have 2 personal coach grooming me for this move lol, zhonghan and benjamin lol... rare talent me lol.

Hm... then tuesday tuition was as packed as ever, and it was super super super hot... mayb im used to 19degrees fan speed5 in school, but i was seriously sweating esp in my uniform.. and it was damn irritating cause his lesson was damn boring that day and i wanted to do my homework and i am damn tired and super no energy. haha... then i increased my winning streak of cross-the-lines to FIVE GAMES IN A ROW woots... keep playing with losers hahahahaha... lesson was pretty quiet too, so i was playing ji kor pa or however u spell it with waiyew.. haha.. waiyew was a damn honest boy la.. trying his best to win the normal way while i was using all type of cheap methods to win likke pretending mr thong was coming in and change haha... haha.. and alicia finally wore her specs to tuition cause she realize she need to look at the screen haha... she looks quite cute in her specs i must admit.. but she super reminds me of the female-ziyang haha... joking... and i think ELMO BEATS POOH, POOH SUX, ELMO OWNS POOH, and oh ya... anyone decipher wad does 237 means?

haha.. nothing much to say, dota heroes polo version only comes in weekend, cause im busy rest of the time.

mingchong

Hero: MingChong the Black Void
Base stats: Agil
Stats: Agi: 120
Str: 80
Intel: 70

(mingchong looks like a very good hero but hes not due to his excessively black skin)

Long long in the future, in a galaxy far far away, on a distant planet that lays deep inside the BLACK HOLE, the dreaded planet of Bangladesh!!! the colour of the planet itself is void, a colour so dark that all light is suck in to it... there in bangladesh, mingchong was so lonely that he seeked companionship, by using his future-technology-wadever-wadever, mingchong managed to construct a TIME MACHINE!! with his time machine, mingchong travelled through dimensions and dimensions, gaining much new knowledge.. however, on one of his journeys, his arch enemy the mgss**ts sabotaged him by placing something in his time machine...

*in the middle of time travelling*
Mingchong: hmm.. wads this piece of paper doing in my machine?
*reads the paper*
Mingchong: C.H.U.W.E.N, chuwen?
Mingchong: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

With that horrible curse word, the timemachine spattered to a stop and exploded, mingchong stuck in between time and space, was dragged through the void void and finally came to a stop in the year 2007, earth, the very home planet and home time and home country of the mgss**ts!!! with his superior technology and time mingchong seeks revenge and at the same time, hopes to uncover the true identity of the one known as ***! as mingchong knows his only hope is to trust the hairy treant zhonghan as zhonghan knows alot about the world from his age old experience, he joins the side of the frozengoalposts. however, before mingchong could reach the sacred goalposts location of bukittimah road, he was captured by the SATAN, SANDRA TAN and forced into 100 years of cleaning grills, thus, mingchong joins the group of chingto and yipyang and is now known as part of the CLEANER3!! after his 100 years, mingchong is keen for revenge, will his black magic, nothing will stop him...

Spell 1: black magic (active)
With the terrible amount of magic mingchong collected when he was trappedd between space-and-time, he can convert these dark magic to pure diabloical substance that he wield with natural ease, giving him a split second advantage as he travels through time. to his opponents, mingchong looks as if he just surfaced out of nowhere to plant his deadly magic combustions into the enemy goals posts. when activated, mingchong gains a 3000 move speed advantage and 300 damage advantage for 4 seconds.

Spell 2: corrosively black skin (passive)
the C.B.S (corroseively black skin) was caused by 2 factors, mingchong's natural blackness in banglaedsh and his new found spell immunity. ever since living in bangladesh, mingchong is able to absorb all light around him that enemy cannot see him, causing them to miss. also, after being hit by the curse of the ****** word, mingchong feels that all other spells are weak in comparison, thus feel less pain from them. Passively increases mingchong's evasion by 50% and has 50% lower damage from spells.

Spell 3: BOMB
being a previous member of the bangla techies, mingchong has since then learned the masterful techinque of bombing from his senoir chenfeng. mingchong can run into his opponent and deal 10000000 damage to the area and in turn, dying himself.

Ultimate: slack
the more mingchong slacks, the stronger he gets. when activated, mingchong will sleep for 20seconds before turning to a raging avatar for 2minutes, increaed 400% damage and +40 all stats.

Mingchong looks like a imba hero but actually all this to console him for all that he DOSENT have in real life haha...

chinese suuuuuuxxx

zzz.. i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate chinese like hell

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oooooooopsss yet again!!

yay... just for the record, THIRD POST IN A DAY..i was sorta bored just now so i thought of some nonsense ...


Hero: Zhonghan the hairy treant
Base type: strength
strength: 135
agility: -10
intelligence: 80

From the land of the treants, an out cast of his own species, zhonghan was born a naturally hairy treant... as he had nowhere to go to, he was forced to wander alone in the vast lands... with nothing but his brute strength to fend for himself, zhonghan grew more in strength and less in intelligence. With no directions in his life, zhonghan was really really sad until, he recieved the widespread psychic call of the lich king ZHONG on his frozen goalpost... the lich king zhong promised him sick pornographic materials and disgustingly drawn japanese manga of humans if he succede in destroying the oppoent goalposts... and thus, zhonghan sworn his allegiance to the frozen goalpost of hwachong and bend to the iron will of zhong, not resting until the opponent is crushed and he has his "treasureS" in hand...

Spell 1: Treant strength (active)
With his brute strength, zhonghan crushes all oppoents under his giant arm. when activated, zhonghan goes into a porn-induced rampage and drive his opponents to the depths of the nether river.

Spell 2: Bu Wei (active)
With his enormus experience and superb foresight, zhonghan learns when to cover up for his allies to help protect the frozen goalpost. when activated, zhonghan switches place with an ally that has been "tu puo"ed

Spell 3: Superb hardwork (passive)
as he has nothing to do in life, zhonghan concentrates super hard on his hardwork and thus has enourmus gain in stats. however, due to zhonghan being rotted to one spot at a time for days, his speed lowers significantly. Passively increases zhonghan's str by 40, intel by 20, armour by 10 and decrease agi by 20.

Ultimate: entangling hair (active)
When he reached the pinnacle of his rage, zhonghan's hair goes into extreme over growth and traps oppoenets all around him for 5 seec, taking 400 damage a second.






Hero: Chingto the Sugarballed keeper.
Base type: agi
Strength: 40
agi: 100
intel: 2.89 (his msg)

Once a ghoul general of the undead army under the iron rule of SANDRA TAN, he was kicked out of the army eversince he was quit doing gangster actions with his friend yipyang, they were setenced to 100 years of picking leaves by the deadly enemy Sandra Tan the Satan, and after going their seperate ways, chingto grew a mysterious addiction ever since tasting his first TICTAC... the addiction of SWEETS. Since then, the sugar monster had raided towns after towns for his precious sugar and killing thousands to ssacrificed his needs. However, on one of his journeys, he was tricked into consuming deadly poison by the P.A aka Poolside aunty!! and he had to undergo a deadly risky operation to remove his balls due to to sugar crystal infection... since then, chingto had sworn revenge on the P.A, however, only the lich king ZHONG, knows the whereabout of the deadly fiend, thus, forcing chingto to fight for him and defnd his throne (goalspost) as his last line of the defence and thus chingto became known as the deadly... SUGARBALLED KEEPER.

Spell 1: Pressure (passive)
Drawn by the of the crowd and supporters andoother players, chingto is driven into a nervous wreck... and under the pressure, he revealed his true potential, increasin his reaction speed by 400%, however, under extreme pressure, chingto will be driven to an unexplainable OWN GOAL RAGE and start attacking the frozen goalposts itself.

Spell 2: Money face (active)
in his prirority list, sugar comes first, money second. chingto is so driven by money that when given extra incentive , he will perform better depending on the amount given. For every 500 gold given, chingto increases keeping skills by 50. max increase in skills in 500.

Spell 3: Double power (active)
Chingto has two mysterious undead wives, nothing is know about them except for their names... SHERILYN AND SHARON the deadly duo, the two ghost bbrides comes out at chingto's calling and haunts all enemy who are near. When activated: enemys in an area of 5m will have a 75% chance of missing.

Ulimate: Candy Desperado
By summoning all his power and wadever little brains he has... chingto bursts into a crazed rage, ignoring all his opponents and killiing his way to defend the frozen goalposts. when activated, chingto saves the next 5 shots no matter what... but losese all his mana in the process. Has no effect on Sandra tan as chingto still fears his former mistress.

oops again?

wow.. double post in a day.. hmm.. i was eating dinner with my family jus now and on the way back, we were supposed to drop the maid at some leonie hill place so that she can get something from her cousin... then somehow, we couldnt find the place cause it was supposed to be leonie hill and we went to leonie hill ROAD. and then my father was getting pissed and he told my maid it was very troublesome... which is super unreasonable cause he went there before...

ok, straight to the point, i was chatting with my brother and he told me two tips.. ok, firstly, because nicholas cannot really shoot from outside rite, my brother say we let him take inside, so that they cant leave him free. then we play in the 6on5 formation liddat then we take outside shots. hmm.. im not very sure about how this works, cause my this plan has actually many flaws... as in if we let nicholas go in rite, they will sure not double nicholas wad. that will leave us with 2 insides cramping up... its either that or we let nicholas take flank cause flank can ya very deep. refer to diagram 1.1

tip 2 from kangaroo boy... we do the screening thingi.. refer to diagram 2.1



1.1
in here.. nicholas is free be cause they double davin, once the defender leaves davin, to get nicholas, nicholas will then be able to drop center to davin.

2.1
self explanatory from the picture and the text in it...



just suggestions, tag my board on any suggestions

oooopssss

haiiiizz... just when i thought we were actually improving, THIS had to happen... oh ya, by the way, im going to stop using the polotraining blog already.. too ma fan, im just going to put everything on here... ok, back to life-of-a-loser.. just as i thought we wer on the track for getting gold... we LOST TO THE SEC3S omg... it was like super wtf and super depressing la, losing against some bunch of loseres... sigh.. maybe we have set our sights too far and all we have been seeing is wad? acsi? ri? that made us fall over the pebbles at our feet.. maybe its time for down-to-earth guys.. haha.. this may sound cliche and stupid, but if we really dont work hard, then theres no point even going to the nationals already (ok, maybe apart from skipping lessons). sigh.. yesterday was horribly horrible playing... sorry, but i really felt like saying F U ZONGJUN yesterday... haha.. sorry bout that, but i was really really pissed, i know everyone made many mistakes, esp the refree lol, k, joking, but lets see about mistakes... hmm, i screwed up alot cause i keep trying to turn those little kids, maybe im too short sighted too, cause the moment i dun see someone to pass to i will just try to turn my marker.. haha.. i noe its bad, and towards the end when we started losing, i just keep getting angrier and angrier with every mistakes we made haha.. i mean, we played pretty well in the first part, we were owning thgem 7-3 lor.. then sigh.. it became wad? 10-7 lol... dunno wad happened too actually, but i was damn pissed with myself, sorry guys, cause i missed my TWO backshots in a row.. and i missed my penalty, and i dint meant all the things i said during a match (like F u), ok i meant wad i say when i said "good one" ... sigh... remember, all these are only in MY OPINION, feel free to disagree, ok.. lets see, Davin.. sigh.. i think that the trouble is that somehow its actually damn difficult for u to see the driver or hear the driver cause u are actually too immersed in positioning urself.. haha.. and i dunno how to cuure that too, cause there are left and right drivers and u cant possibly see both all the time... i was thinking that maybe the guy marking u will tell u when to move out? ok, thats lame.. dunno, its ok actually , cause thats the only thing u have to improve on... then hmm.. whos next? ah.. zhonghan.. actually, i know ur deffending is good.. but then u must know that our familiraty with defence isnt that good yet and when u move out to bu wei, like try to shout out cause when i swim, im like too engrossed and cant see positiong and we ended up almost letting dominic free... hhaha... and mingchong.. i think that you should actually stop trying to turn all the time... because u are starting to look like the old-me and old-davin already le... cause u try to turn at all positions... and seriously, i dun think u shuld keep shooting from the extreme flank at like 1degree or 2degrees lol... hha.. ur shooting is good i must admit but then must remember to defend once u miss... and benjamin? haha.. i noe yesterday wasnt such a good situaion cause it was zongjun as keepr and they capitalize on that and keep shooting from all type of positions.. so u must jing bi them once they cross half court lor.. so they cant shoot at all... as in u keep fenging also no use one.. cause zongjun seriously cant save much... zory about that zongjun... and nicholas.. hmm.. i tihnk u should seriously seriously seriously improve on shooting cause they are totally not scared of you at all... cause chingto being their keeper keep askign them to leave u lol... dun ask me how? but just imporove plssss... at least u have less mistakes than me.. and changpeng? u swim bloody slow.. sory bout that, but u always talk so much about swimming so FAST and OWNING ME... but u seriously suck at swimming back to defend... and ur left hand shooting isnt that mircaulous either sorry... sigh... and zongjun.. u noe urself... thats about all for those in our team yesterday.. seriously, i think our attack has a problem cause we all kept turning yesteday and whenever we drop centre somehow it dosent work and we sersiouly keep playing damn sololy... then they keep fan ji-ing us.. actually, i think apart from fan ji and their shoot from damn far shots, they cant do a shit... its just that we keep forgetting to jing bi them thats why they like shoot wad? 6 or 7 goals from 6-7m liddat and zongjun keep fumbling... and even a centre shot also went in... sighhghghgh.... i noe, im not all that perfet either though.. so SUPeR TRAINING TIMe.. damnit la.. just when i wanted to have super training on friday, coach go and do slack training... sigh.. going to do 7 chinups after everytraining, then in feb, i will do 8... and after i get my grip machine, im going to train day and nite... and i hope u guys are thinkg about training hard too pls... its not about quantity, its about quality training, pls all go into super training mode... and haha.. when caoch talk, i think we should stop dao-ing what he says and actually listen to him... SUPER TRAINING, must be realistic, so the next time we play the sec3s, weare goign to OWN THEM FLATTTTTT... dun be over confident... but be confident to the right degree. oh, last thing, i think that when we are losing, we should retain our composure, dunno about u guys, but when i wsa losing, i grew damn pissed and started trying to bank in on being more big size and started playing rough.. sigh... composurecomposurecomposure... calm calm calm...

haha.. enough of crapping by yipyang during training, sheesh, im starting to sound like eugene the manager lol... now cant even niao the sec3s already, cause they all too pro for us... ok, lets see what else to say now.. haha, tuition was quite fun i guess... wai yew was somewhat different from his usual self and was on some cranky mode haha.. doing some damn lame/funny stuff during lesson... then keep humming those type of stupid songs u hear in the temple... the a...mi...to fo... thing... and we were laughing like mad lol... and i so couldnt concentrate yesterday during maths casue i keep thinking about the match and how to improve and so much more.. and as a result, i did a grand total of ONE QUESTION, part a and part b lol...but it was really pathetic sigh... but just can get polo out of my mind.. more infatuated with polo than i am with ******... dunno la... sigh.. then i had to tell mr thong a lie lor... cause he asked me about my training then i said i had training today but actulaly it only starts after chinese new year, but still, it was a shan yi de huang yan, because when he asked whether i have training today, he would have prefered to hear "yes" than "no, but im damn lazy and i was hoping to sleep until 10 as rest is more important than maths" the former answer is definetly better for his weak heart. haha... there was this stupid indian girl in the tuition tat talks in a fucking irritating manner and sounds super bossy and has a grotesque pitch and... is an indian... bloody irritating, and she talks ALOT, another reason why i couldnt do maths yesterday, sick voice from sick person = sick me... then waiyew told me that girl called me a retard.... it was monday...

*summarised version*
Thong: theres this person, boy A in my sec4 class that always bully another boy, boy B
Someoneelse: why?
thong: because that boyB is quite special (specially stupid in my opinion)
somoneelse: is it cause the boyB is retarded? (THAT is sOOOOOOOO close to the truth cause cliffton is actually not only reatrded, but..... so much more)
S.I.G (stupid indian girl): i tihnk that boy A is retarded...

and u noe wad? i think u are not only retarded, u are ugly, stupid, black, irritating and noisy... bah.. who cares about her, dun dare talk to her later i kena scolded then he say i cannot xiang chu with anyone... then there was also this freaking smart RI guy seating in a corner, and hes FREAKING Smart.. he did the sec3 worksheet twice over and was doing chemistry or bio or something... super gay mugger la.. if hes not a mugger, im not a monkey. so he is a mugger. i was like soooo tempted to give him some of the sweet i was eating, guess wad sweets? NERDS!!! haha... ANYWAY, i came upon this phrase during tuition on somone's homework, and its my favourite quote of the day: You are very weak in this topic and should seek to clarify doubts about this topic! hahaha... but its ok, u are used to these type of comments eh? hahaha... dun cry =P


overall, wads the moral of the blog? train harder... grip machines coming in 43 hours time!!!!!!! must train harder and harder.. hope everyone's thinking the same thing guys... lest come up with a fool proof imba killer technique... hope to reach the stage when we can pass to each other without looking as we know each other's position super well... pls, lets train hard....


haha... clarify doubts.. *snigger*


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nvr forget jan23

weee.. its cute to stress the last letter of eachhh wordd.

sigh.. 2 days... and so much to say, that sux by the way. ok, janurary 23rd is a day to remember lol, cause that is the day i gained true enlightnenment of polo.. ok, guess not, its actually the day i played so badly that i finally konw that just being good isnt going to get u true.. u seriously need hardwork... haha.. from now on, yipyang is going to go mad training man.. every match is taken super seriously... hmm .lets recall the display of super loseristic skills shown by yipyang on tuesday, erm.. the moment he came in from the bench, he let his brother off free and he scored, the moment there was a 6on5 he missed and he got countered and they lost 2 balls consecutively lol... and after subbing in he got subbed out after 2 goals lol... sheesh, wad a loser... then i was super super super pissed with myself, and i realised blaming teammates is a stupid solution lol, im just going to train so hard that even if WE lose, i know that im unblammable, lol.. for starters, I WANT THE GRIP MACHINE!!! cause its super imba good, and can train ur arm till its gay and can make ur fore arm super big... im getting mine NEXT MONDAY, if chingto remembers it lol... haha.. seems that i have more time to blog during school days dunno why too lol..

then today was much better, casue somehow renkai seems to have no brains and set some super imba teams.. my team was gay and we won lol... ok.. butits ok since i regained my confidence...

and i realize, now polo is TOP TOP TOP pirority, sigh.. last time i used to think about all type of day dreams, haha.. think about sec2 days, think about saTURDAY tuition lol, but now, all i can think about is polo polo polo.. marry polo LOL.. haha... i dunno but if i really dun go finals this year, i cant think of wadi will do from there haha... sacrificed so much for polo, esp my saturday dreams lol...

TRAINTRAINTRAIN, sorry if my past posts are too devoted about polo, and even more sorry cause the future posts will be more devoted lol.

hmm.. i dunno wad to talk about also nowadays, cause as i said, i only think polo, haha.. welll tuition then.. cause thats liek my second most enjoyable times these days in my sadded life lol... tuition on tuesday was a dissapointment, from 23 drop to 17 ppl, sigh haha.. well, and i had to sit at cliffton's place, shit, too bad he dint come, cause we can fight for the place lol... and adriel was telling some really stupid jokes that sounded (believe it or not) stupidly funny lol... and i dunno wads with ppl nowadays, i help others photocopy maths notes and that person come tell me that my frens handwriting very nice, i should go jian tao... -.- haha.. you should noe who u are =) lol... haha.. and these days im really damn shagggged.. but i just feel happy updating my blog lol... probably the 3rd happiest time of my life theses days..

i should stop being a no-lifer, no more com games if possible!!!


TRAIN!

TRAIN HARDER!

TRAIN SUPER HARD!

pre-match bets, post match results

lol... havent competition already everyone is on the betting spree.. haha... anyone keen on posting ur bets with me just post it on the tagboard lol... hmm. give u al example of a bet.

If we win gold and i score less than mingchong, i will intro SOMONE to him lol.. that will nvr happen. and if mingchong score less... he will marry *** HAHAHAHA.. anyone interested post ur bets!

hi, title with no link again

lol.. new hair cut, ok, new hair shave.. ITS WAR TIME, lol, josemourhino hair style, then end up chelsea losing... ok, its super mega training time!! haha.. my new shave sux la.. i seriously realized the importance of having hair that is at least 2cm long lol... pls la.. glenn's one is like 10+cm fringe? tmd... and mine barely touch eyebrow then the diot stevensu ask me cut le lol... haha.. with this hairstyle its better that i dun go to saturday tuitions lor...

hmm... so many things to do and so little time to do them... lol, one, the current prirotizing for events is at follows...

1. TRAIN POLO
2. TRAIN SWIMMING
3. studying maths and chemistry and physics
4. behaving well
5. get a certain someone's number
6. eat more, grow bigger
7. keep my mouth out of trouble
8. be a better fac sec
9. talk less and give mr thong's poor heart a rest
10 play piano
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156. racing with changpeng in swimming
157. study chinese

lol... cause changpeng was telling me that he can swim faster than benjamin and mingchong already.. lol u noe wad? i dun give a f cause that seriously dosent affect it lol.. and i think he said something about he can beat me soon -.- when he is aiming for 29 sec by nationals and im doing 27 now.. lol... ok, happy training changpeng... and changpeng, he keep saying that *** is damn chio and its driving me up my nervessssss... pls la.. shes damn ugly and he keep saying that we are all jealous of her.. lol.. maybe i can understand if he say shaorou is chio, ok, she is quite chio... haha... but plsssssss... i am going crazy lol... ok, maybe i can give u all a chance to compare lol

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/01/12/9622110/943536967l.jpg

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ok fine... i cant find a picture of a proper shot at her face.. lol... haha, but none of them can be compared to you-know-who, ok, maybe you dont know who lol... then i was reading chiazh's blog about me.. haha... anything u say... but u cant deny that im irreplacable lol... no one can talk more crap during a match than me!!! ok, maybe mingchong is catching up, but i talk the MOST!!!

haha.. enough of boasting, but sunday morning training was ownage, i beat kang kang lol, i mean my elder brother yip kang... we were doing sprinting with plunging from the side 50m, that means plunge by the side of board, in a NORMAL LENGTH 50m pool.. not the type of cheapskate pool our school has lol... and i did 28!! woots. my bro did 29.. yea..


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sigh...

oh well... at least both of them are on cold war now... zz.. if they look from a third person perspective, they will know how bloody childish they are being...

sigh... i really hate to miss saturday lesson lol... sat on the wrong seat during tuition today.. hehe.. guess u guys dunno wad it mean, too bad for u then.. haha.. dunno leh.. i got a feeling i will never be brave enough to talk to her lol... sighsighsigh... ok, nvm, wadever wadever, wads important now is COMPETITiON... and matrices test.. ok, guess i really have to spend some more time studying...

ok, but as we all know, polo before studying, so... i cant be bothered to post on the polo training blog today, guess i will just use this blog for the post..

(refer to diagram above)(we are white)
i sorta think of a new 5fang6 tactic, inspired by ME blocking yida's shot for the keepr that day lol.. lol, guess some of u heard it before, pls bear with me or get out lol... ok, im not sure if i can get the photo uploaded.. so. then plan was to have one guy guarding the far post for lobs, so that chingto can concentrate fully on si jiao... u see, when we fang against duo da, it is tight the inside and the outside man. and leave the bu shun shou flank to shoot, and theres only 2 ways to shoot, si jiao or lob da jiao, so the guy that is marking the blue inside guy will have to double as a person to catch the lob... understand? lol.. good tactic i hope, hope it helps///

hmmm... friday's lesson was super fun during maths in school.. everyone was pestering leeks whether hes he next dm.. but of course, he dint tell us.. but i have a strong hunch its him.. cause he keep asking ppl cut hair pull up socks unfold pants that i feel its very hard not to be him.. lol then he was freaking unreasonable la.. cause a we all know, i hate daxian then he just solved a question wrongly during maths...

LEEKS: who knows why the equation in black marker is wrong?
class: silence......
Me: cause its done by daxian
LEEKS: oh no.. thats a personal insult, i shall give ur op point to daxian... (op is some oral participation which is part of our assessment marks)
Me: cb
LEEKS: wad?
Me: cute boy

lol... last three phrases dint happen, almost did though...
so there.. i gave him my op point for that dumb comment lol.. but it was worth it, for the entertaniment of the class...

sigh.. g2 sleep now.. sry for th short post.. really not much mood deespite my "lol"s

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stupid saturday

zzzzz... my father and my mother are like super quarelling now.. i dunno wtf is my mum's problem la... she like damn obviously started the arguement, she is like bloody unreasonable la... and i seriously cant cant cant stand her already la... wtf la... reason for quarrel: cause sometimes my when my mum is talking, then my father will just remain silent and do his own stuff then when she ask him he will say he was listening.. then she was like just unhappy about it.. then dunno wtf la.. she just has a super petty nature la.. bloody hell.. cause my dad was going out to play mahjong with his friends then before he go out he just told my mum that he was going out.. then my mum just kept silent so my father said a few more times, then she just kept silent still... then she told my father that that is wad he does, then of course my father will be pissed la.. then they started screaming and shouting... i mean WTF IS HER PROBLEM LA... she must blow things up over such a bloody small matter is it?! i seriously cant stand it la.. now my father is freaking pissed and she still wants to continune with her STUPID IDEALOGY and wadehell la.. she starts bringing up all type of stupid things then now both of them are bloody pissed.. then i bet if she come up and i tell her that she is wrong she will confirm go into the super "i am wronged" mode.. then if i tell my fether HE is wrong, then he will go into the "everyone thinks im wrong state" WTF LA... then now my mother start making stupid satements like wad? he dont like my father going out to play mahjong, i was like WTF IS UR PROBLEM in my headof course... she is super unreasonable la.. my father like only plays mahjong on weeekends like from 2 to 5plus? why the hell does no one have a fucking problem with it and SHE HAS?! shes a fucking moron la... must come argue over such a small matter like ANSWERING IS IT?! pls just FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF... wtf...

sigh.. sorry i had to come out with this dumb post, notice theres no lol or haha today, cause im really in a super frustrated mode.. sighsigh.. they talk in the "we are going to divorce mode" so im fucking fucking fucking pissed... sorry bout the language too... hopefully i can talk in a lighter tone soon ... haha.. u guys are lucky not to have parents screaming and shouting on a otherwise happy saturday

oops

from mingchong's blog, had to correct some things for him...

changpeng likes ch*w*n

davin likes mindy

benjamin likes annabelle, toh jia yin

yip yang likes ****** (its 6 letters)

nicholas likes jiamin

zhong han likes sluts

zong jun likes mugging

mingchong likes chao ying and indian girls
chingto likes sherilyn, sharon and CHEESE

wee.. title with no link to post

weee... sec4 schedule is super super tight lol... siao la, i got like trainings on tuesday wednesday thursday friday SATURDAY and SUNDAY! wtfwtfwtf... siao, there better be result from this crazy trainings man.. i mean everyone sacrificed so much for it... well, most ppl lol... haiz... then followed by tuesday nite tuition, wednesday nite piano, thursday nite tuition, friday nite tuition... oh, did i mention its lessons till 4 everyday cept friday? wtf man... and i thought sec4 was fun and intersting, haha.. its quite interesting cause all those moron sec1s just stand there and listen to u whatever u say... freaking idiots la.. remind me of shinjian where those idiots cant tell some common sense but somehow, have those damn effing good results.. lol, ok, not diverting from the point... schedule is BLOODY TIGHT... and i miis saturday lessons =(((super miss it, for reasons only some ppl noe... looks like i have to give up THE PLAN lol... haha.. anything...

anyway, talking about tuition, yesterday's tuition was super super super super imba big... i was like wow... cause the classroom was like 1 quarter my class? and there were like 23 students, lol, my class has 22 la... wtf.. and it was super packed like, 5 cans of sardine packed into half a can lol... but it was quite fun, after 2 weeks saw so many new faces and old ones too... haha... then it was quite a fun lesson la.. just that the fucker cliffton was sitting behind me and i felt super bu zi zai because its like sitting infront of a freakofnature... wait, i WAS sitting in front of one.. haha.. cliffton must have been feeling very happy cause he can bring his stalking-yuntong skill to a new level cause yuntong was sitting beside me which was damn close to him lol... bet she would be freaked out if i reminded her of it... haha.. then so zhun la.. she changing her saturday lessons to friday too, and more zhun is, for tenweeks only, lol, exactly same as mine... sigh... i miiiiiiiiisss saturday lessons..... lol, ok, im sounding damn despo now lol...

and my chem teacher seck is a TOTAL FUCKTARD la... shes fucking dumb la... and i seriously cant stand her face... she has this bloody neck problem which was supersuper funny, cause everyone were making jokes about it, and it was like SUPER Funny... jason was making some neck dance shit which was suiper super funny, i was laughing like hell la... ok, so was everyone -.- haha.. then dharyl was saying the only target sniper khenseng (maths teacher) every missed was seck, cause everytime he aim for headshot, her head will twist in some spastic angle and it was super super funny la... lol, and she has this stupid knack of shouting or raising her voice at the most inappropriate times..

was doing titration at chemlab practical...

Dharyl: *rinsing the pipette wrongly*
Seck: NO, ITS NOT DONE THAT WAY, DIDNT U HEAR WAD I SAID

Wangyi: *turns the retort stand the wrong way*
seck: NO, DINT U HEAR WAD I SAY? MAKE IT FACE U!

Dharyl: *dint do hw*
Seck: *damn quietly* copy it down in ur notebook...

WTF?! she has some mental problem la.. maybe her brain connected to her fucking twistable neck causing her to have warped conceptions lol.. haha.. ok, thats quite bad..

then i realized mingchong is actually quite imba la... hes quite pro at center, ONYL IF HE WILL TRAIN SERIOUSLY... zzz... pls train seriously leh brother, if not coach will forever look down on our batch for that 3rd runner up medall.... FOR GOLD MEDAL!!!!! tenmoreweeks to successss, pls go all training everyone

argh

wow... waits under coach's supervision really sux... well, guess it was effective cause im aching all over like mad now.. as in for every exercis u do for the gym sets, it hurts a different part of the body... gosh, this sux.. my biceps, triceps, back-muscle and wrist all hurt like hell... it sux la.. cant even raise my time for a prolonged period of time.. well, lucky its saturday. Sigh... training was as crappy as ever yesterday, apart from gym, we dint really do much thnks to mr rain up there. it was raining like anything and we ended up doing yoga-zhong-sheng-geng style... it was prety crappy, lots of it involves u squashing vital parts of ur lower body against the floor... and coach does his demo as if he has no.... =) lol...its true.. but the stretcing was pretty hellish too... and by the time we finish the workout and the rain stop, we were aching all over like mad.. then training wasnt really fun, cause we played some 13 on 13? wow... scoring in such a game is like scoring in soccer lol... except that its super small compared to soccer? zz.. wadever, played for 15min and off we go... sian, i rather stay behind and played the jcs... well, no choice, so we went packing and went home...

hmmm.. then i just realized two new things.. lots of ppl i know with the surname starting with T are pain in the asses and secondly, i realize my new aim in life is to become a MP.. haha.. ok, lets start with the first one... it was like.. wednesday i think.. wow.. after the last-sandra-tan-episode, the punishment was pick up leaves around the pool.. sigh... and it was really damn irritaing.. cause the leaves at the baby pool was super tiny and super hard to pick up and there were ppl from the bustop looking in... and guess wad? of all ppl, mr iype thomas spotted me.. and of course he was laughing at me lol.. not that i mind.. ok, then AFTER that, friday training came.. then theer was this sec1 guy swimming at an exaggerated slow speed (although he claims he can do one minute for 100m), then i plnged into the pool infront of him... and so nice, lifeguard doggy TAN had to spot ME jumping in then he brought me to kee and i ended up runnin 2 rounds with pushups at every ladder, so its like... 120 pushups? all narrow lol... then so nice, aftertraining, i was talking to chiazh, then eden TAY was standing at the back and he said excuse me in a super bossy way, so chiazh backed off then i just walked forward and blocked him, then he tried to force his way, then i shoved him abit then he just shouted LANJIAO and whacked me with his plastic bag and LOl, his phone flew off... then coach thought it was my fault caused HE shouted and i dint and ok lor.. im wrong lor, HAPPY?! dumbfuck... eveyday hide in ur brother's shadow, send him whack me la, i scared ah?haha..that brings me to my second point, i want to be an MP, lol... cause by being a MP, im going to give ALL of them 40% GST hike =)

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sigh...

sigh... and i thought that back-to-school was going to be some lots of fun.. guess not... for one, my new chem teacher is a total freak la pls... she has a man voice a man face a female body and is called MRS seck... wtf man... this is freakkish... and she totally sux lor.. prefer limteckhuat ten times better, even though teckhuat scolds me.. but haha.. the only thing that is good about this teacher is that she havent got a bad impression of me YET, YEt haha... ok, i hope never though..

then we had this damn cool physics practical the other day.. some things to do with electric current or wadever wadever thing.. then jason was supposed to be a live subject lol, then his hair seriously stand up la... super cool lor.. then there was this test is that if the electrical current is different then some super nice spark will come out.. its super duper blupper cool la.. like a mini lightning, lol, then if jason had actually taken one hand off that funny looking sphere thing, he would have a super duper blupper cool lightning in his hand lol... duper cool for us, not him lol...

Sigh.. then honyp was being the usual ass he is la... super irritating la he.. cause we were supposed to show him our BLUE chinese file today.. then i brought mine, which was LIGHT blue... then that asshole said CANNOT, THAT IS NOT BLUE... wTf... i was like.. huh? not blue, cause he said blue and never specified wad blue wad... and thats the only blue file i have at home... lol, and coincidentally, it was the same colour as his shirt, then i was like... lao shi, ni de hong se yi fu hen mei... fuck la... then he made me waste like seventy cents on a stupid ringfile from the stupid bookshop.. haha... but still, lessons have its good points too lol.. ever since school reopen, im HOOKED ON NEGIMA COMICS!!! haha.. super nice comics.. and everyone was like reading it... lol, during chinese lesson everyone was reading it... haha.. really funny knowing that hes not only colour blind, he is just plain blind... hes a bloody pain in the ass slacker la... zzzzz... chinese sure fail one lor because of that fat loser... but still, after all, hes a malaysian, cant blame him for being lazy lol.. blame his parents...

Sigh.. and i thought one crazy teacher was enough.. then the freaking sandratan also want to come and nan wei me also.. zzz.. cause it was like this.. chingto was like for no reason whacking me with his kickboard and i was like zz.. u whack me i whack u back lor.. big deal... then i whacked him back, then mingchong was like, dunno whos side hes on... just sstarted whacking both of us lol... then sandratan see liddat also need to kp.. said go and see her... and then we went to see her after training and she said that since we want to misbehav then she will make us do some stupid stuffs... in the first place, which stuff that she ever did wasnt stupid. then she asked us to go scrub tiles 2mrw at the swimming pool... zz.. we wer all like wtf man... pls la.. she is super childish and stupid la... she can just go F off and be a kindergartend teacher instead la.. whacking each other abit and playing wrong meh? wtf la.. like got affect her ah? just F off and be housewife also can la... haha, wait, that wont do.. cause the husband dont want her at home also... ZZZZZ.. shes just super stupid la.. and she thinks shes being a very COOL and SUAVE and CALM and wadever the shit teacher la.. like who gives a damn... if she really make me scrub 2mrw im just going to pack and go home... see who bigger, coach or her.. if coach want me swim then i swim lor... haha... like whos scared of her in the first place....


Ah... on a lighter note now.. went to see mr thong today after training and dinner, hmmm... he seems pretty well, well, good to know that he is still in good spirits, well, for one, hes still able to joke around as if nothing happened... then he was telling us about his operation, hmm.. he had this funy thing at his heart there thats all.. well, good luck to him though...

sigh... finally ending on a sad note.. so much to do... haha... everyone have so much expectations but no one can understand... the school wants a polo gold, the teachers want a polo gold, the coach wants a polo gold (although he dosent says it), the team waants a polo gold, but then.. the school wants to give stupid afternoon lessons, my mum dosent want me to go wednesday tranining, sandratan wants me to SCRUB and mingchong wants to play... sigh.. what DO they want...

=D

yay.. school is fun... haha.. apart from the fact that its getting quite busy and training is tiring and have to stay til 4 lol... but teachers are funny, classmatesa are funny and lessons are fun.. sigh.. too busy to say much today.. but Omg.. training on tuesday wednesday thursday friday... after applying to princiapl training will be on tuesday wednesday thursday friday SATURDAY.. and coach wants us to comeback to play old boys on sundays.. so its tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday SUNDAY.. lol in other words, only not monday.. sigh

happpppy new year

aaah... happy new year to everyone and godblessyou to everyone especially mrthong... haha.. if his operation goes well, i promise not to further weaken his heart anymore lol... sigh.. thats part of the resolution i guess.. haha... ok, the past year itself was pretty eventful i guess... learnt alot from it... haha.. perhaps not enough to win a gold medal.. but hopefullly yes. well, cant remember much about what happened these past few days, only tuesday and today..

haha.. yesterday's tuition was super funny, lol all types of laugh out loud jokes .. lol, thong was telling us about some study hard thingi and dunno how la... his links were very good, they just keep getting more and more farfetched lol... too far till i forgot about how he reached some dumb topic and ask u study hard blablabla... then reach this part he say wad dun involve urself with bgr (hello adriel =) ) lol.. then he was saying that saying "i love you" cant feed urself, cant feed ur family then lol he said : why do u need so much " i love you" here "i love you" there, u are not barney. then the whoole class was like erupting into laughter lol... and thinking about it now, dunno wads so funny anymore, but just at that moment it just felt super hilarious and we were all laughing like hell, damn freaking funny la... and dunno why also, yesterday's lesson was full of jokes and mroe jokes... haha... tuition on mondaysandtuesdays wrent that bad though... just the normal chem and phy.. dunno why also, arrived halfanhour early on both days lol.. had to seat on the swing and swing around until my ass hurts lor... but too bad, nothing to do, so swingswingswing, haha.. then i realize qianru is like super punctual one lor.. she arrived 20minutes later and then went up at 4minutes to 4 and then guess she arrived at exactly 4 or something liddat... haha.. great days like tuesdays reminds me of jonathan, dunno why, just remembered him cause he always made the class laugh badly too... and i just had a feeling that thong said the "boys who talk crappy things" for me to hear.. haha.. cant wonder why.

Sigh... schoool reopens again.. well, happy?sad? i dunno either, spastic timetable, making us stay until 4 everyday, for wad? STRUCURED ACE... loll... like we really need extra 2 hours a day for 3 terms.. hmmm.. thats like around 240 extrahours? for ace?! F off lor honnn... bad hon.. bad fat hon... haha.. then today marks a super happy beginning, LONG PANTS!!! YAY.. waited very long for this le.. long pants feels super nice.. wow.. great authority too... gives me a straight ticket to the front of the queue during recess... cut all the short pant-ers' queu feels gooooooood... haha.. then firstday, dint do much, appointed some class positions, since my class is like 22 ppl, almost eveyone had a position lol... haha.. here comes the new facility sec me.. lol.. dunno which smartass selected me one lor.. but since they chose, they pay the price haha.. my newest threaten is to make ppl clean aircon if they piss me off lol.. hahah,, doubbt it will work though... but that phraase of clean aircon sure works to make ppl laugh ...sian lor... fac sec firstday so much work to do le... find the serial numbers of the unlocked locks at the lockers... bring rags, set up duty roster, draw the whiteboard thingi... sianz... dun like my job... i shall reveal the class room code to eveyone hahahaha... 3 cdgh 26 change the numbers to letter and letter to numbers... haha.. noone can accuse me of revealing anything liddat haha... wee... talked to some juniors like me, the new batch of depised students.. haha.. actually, i dun see anything i am despised about, just take it instride.. and i mean if u are friendly and dun piss ppl off that much they wont depise u one lor... even if theres this clocktower smart alec but has some crap AP (attitude problem) i will make sure he gets despsised lol... haha... ok, not that bad... SAY NO TO DEPISING PPL lol... ok, except for clifffton lolol... ok, thats about it, happy school reopening...

someting random: miss my brother in england... =(


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New Year Resolution:

I will not disturb ppl in class (only during lessons)
I will improve in polo
I WILL WILL GET gold or silver
I will not enrage mr thong further
I will improve my msg
I will improve my DOTA
I will improve my swimming
I will try to be a better friend
I will try to be a better junior
I will try to be a better senior
I will try to be a better batchmate
I will try to be a better classmate
I will try to be a better student
I will NOT try to be a better son =)
I will try really really hard
I will try my best to try really really hard

happynewyear......


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