Monkey see Monkey do

Saturday, March 31, 2007

haha... for all those who are really confused about the last post, nvm, cause i realized its dumb.
so.. basically, wad actually happened was just that on thursday, we decided to pon 2 periods of assembly cause i mean, assembly is like ULTIMATE BORINGNESS??? dumb dialogues dumb teachers good aircon lol... aiya, so wadever la, then for some reason, we just got screwed because the stooooopided sandratan came and found out and screwed us. and WOW, she make it sound damn bloody serious la, i mean BIG DEAL, we are dismissed at 1130 but we leave abit earlier and zao at 1000 cannot meh? ok la, just punish lor.. but nooooo... she had some bloody smart idea, she decided to call and tell the head of PE wad we did, and try to ban us from the match, ingeniousity by her AS USUAL.. but wadever la.. somehow we were allowed to go to the match and supposed to go back for punishment.. then blablabla... played with outram... lol, first tiem i see a team give up. but hack la.. then when we came back.. WTH she told us that we are in super deep shit... zzz and shes actually trying her best to get us out of deep shit, and i was wondering who was the idiot putting us int deepshit in the first place.. pls la, get some brains la.. she could have just turned a blind eye and maybe pnished us for it la... as if the punishment not good enough liddat... scrub swimming pool tiles for ONE AND A HALF HOUR?! wtf.. cleaniness mistress indeed, next time when i grow up and cant find a job, at least theres something i can fall back on. haha.. but wadever la.. apparently we are getting involved with some big names, but aiya, hack care la.. thinking so much isnt going to change anything, we just have to wait and find out what they can really do to us... i mean.. wad can they do.. ok.. they DID take us away from any awards like outstanding student award.. and so..? not like im goign to get it anyway, if my brother cant.. i seriously dun see how i can lol... and wow.. they take away zhonghan's national team under16 call up? so? no one was intending to go anyway. so i guess we just have to see.. i told my mum about it le la.. as in i told her wad i did and she was like huo gai, u should be punished to scrub... she wasnt that big about it anyway lol.. so i dun see why she should be afterwards cause i told her everything i did le ... so, so much for worrying, im just going to be happy as usual... aiya... and oen more ting, ZHONGHAN, in ur reflection, can u like use some brains, u are NOT the mastermind of anything, dunnid to like take the brunt for anyone, we were all responsible for our own actions so pls pls pls pls... dun need to try to draw more blame on urself. haha.. but again, monday is going to be super intersting.. instant recognition by jefferylim LOL, must remember to wear socks nowadays.. i mean, zzz.. it IS true that i ponned assembly to destress myself wad... and i mean basket ball and playing cards IS a way to destress wad.. and basket ball does not tire the body one la... pls, its like warmups by coach la. aiya.. the school is just overacting la, see jason wong and jeffery lim la... i just say playing cards does not equal to gambling, AND we wer playing bridge and just because he doesnt know how to play dosent mean its gambling. and jason wong is a REASONABLE PERSON.. im going to say i was dman sad because of the wednesday match and i wanted to like take some time off and think about it, which is true... and im really sorry, it was a hasty decision and that we should have informed teachers beforehand. sounds reasonable for a reasonable guy... and if he inisists on some other forms of punishment then so be it lor... i mean i dun intend to get off scotfree either.

and im really really really sorry about how i screwed up against barker and how lousily i played.. its just that they sent the F***ing sec5 jason to take me la.. and hes so freaking big.. i cant cut him AT ALL, he just push and off i go.. im really sorry i cant do anyting to him and im super sorry for that crappy defence that caused us the game.. from now on.. the moment i touch the pool im going to train super hard everytime... i think its because of experinces like this that make us truly reflect and train hard. i love polo. i really do haha... after compeition, studddddy at the same time, im going to spam land training too.. when i make a comeback after exams.. im going to impress all ur stupid seniors... laugh all u want now la.. think u all damn good rite? oyster sean and sadly.. yipkangaroo.. all think u damn good rite? sean cant even score a 1 on zero la... pls la, u look like a sec2 mingchong la, u think u damn good issit poacher.. glory hunt also cant do it properly.. im lucky to have a senior like u.. gives me easier passage to first team. laugh all u want lor, i seriously hate most of ur batch with the exception of a few... just watch it. but now.. apart from land training, its MUGGING.. must mug until msg 2.5 and below for EOy, then wooohoo.. im going to go every single aboy bboy and cboy trainings in nov and dec... and guess wad? im going to kick all of u out of the team.. haha.. maybe not ian cause hes damn good and damn nice to us... yay.. train hard sec4s, cause out time will come again.. train hard and we will make them payback for their comments. and yea.. i think its about time we earn our OWN gold medal next year, lets not look back at all this shit anymore... lets look forwards, trounce whoever is in 3rd 4th playoff and own everyone back next year. land trainings is gay... hmm twice a week will be good, then maybe i can get zhonghan to lend me those nice leg weights for long term use on the treadmill too. arghhhhh... fuck u jason, u think u damn big can push me out from driving rite sec5 nlevel bastard, i will get back, i will train until i can push u back into ur own goalposts.

and WOW.. friday lesson was fun. and gues wad? thong said i was QUIETER THAN USUAL, OMG haha... well at least that was a good end to my friday classes... and i REALLY DID WORK, MORE SURPRISEs LOL... friday classes owns,, cause theres sec3s to own in canceltheline game haha.. and sec4s too =)

sorry for making the mood sound so doomsday-ish the last time... thinking back, theres nothing we can do except await their judgement haha...

and im really sorry.




sigh.. i lost a dream.
im going to dream it back.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

cya guys

OMG, OMG, OMg, this is liek the saddest two days of my life?!

argh, i got no time to say, but just firstly, we lost to barker, we are not in finals AND ITS ALL MY FAULT FUCK IT

secondly, today is a really really bad day, we should have rethinked our actions before ponning assembly, im very sorry for influenceing anyone into doing it. but in case i dun make it out alive, GOODBYE TO EVERYONE, I REALLY ENJOYED BLOGGING.

sending my regards to all my friends. and my brothers.

Monday, March 26, 2007

haiiiiiizzzz

hhhhhhhhhhaiiiiizzz... i think i can forget about blogging or chatting FOREVER, fucking hell la, nowadays, teachers TAKE TURNS TO SCREW ME. fuck, then after my mums stupid comment on the comment slip, 2 teachers called her today, i dunno which two, but obviously they dint say anything good about me and shhheeeesh, i got screwed like fuck, soobb... there i am being a good guy solving other ppl's problems out there while down here... haizzzz....

argh, ri lost to barker. zzz.. i think all this external pressure could affect my polo after all, after all that shit by my mum i couldnt even feel like eating la... zz and u want me to go play polo on wedensday against some killer team?


polo first? studies first? winter first? FUCK, SOMEOEN TELL ME WAD TO DO.

only if life had a fucking instruction manual or only if its some cut and paste compre question. things would be easier.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

AADFG

grr.. f** it, the first tower of the frozen goalpost is down le... shiiiiiiiiit... we lossst. haiz.. but wad i have to say to u guys i already said in the email le.. just chill la, dun need to overpissed with urself cause theres no point about it... but true, today was a very memorable day. interesting.

haha... it was founders day in the first place. so there was like NOTHING TO DO? yay... so we went to the audi, take attendance and asked the others where are they, and guess wad??? mingchong is at home, changpeng is at home, davin is at home. grr... so we wanted to go chingto's house, but then halfway there, he called his mum to check out about it... and he was like shit, my mums coming home, so cannot... then zhonghan tried the same thing, and his mum was at home.. so cannot... so we called davin, and WOW, he was home alone. and being friends, its only right that we give him some company ma... so off we go to davin's house to slack. and we reached there to find out, THE PS IS SPOILT, so we were like bye davin and went back to school. lol, no, joking, so we stayed in davins house and explore his room llol, then zhonghan was like using davins com to watch porn.. omg wth. but who cares, im a clean boy, i was just reading this months issue of fhm and some other older issues, and wow, dawn yeoh is damn chio lol. and theres also this jocelyn ng girl. sigh... guess it was a bad mistake doing those stupid things. then dunno how la.. zhonghan and nicholas addicted to the stupid cs ( oh did i mention, nicholas is addicted to porn too ). and we left the house at 1115??? omg, had to be in school by 12. so we rushed to junction 8, guess wad? to buy comics... pls la, boook 16 of negima is out, and u expect me not to read it? then i chionged upstairs to comics connection to buy it, then guess wad again? COMMICS CONECTION IS CLOSED, DAMMMMMIT!!! so i predicted that we are going to lose today, cause i cant read my comic lol... not a bad prediction eh? then we chionged to school to take bus from school there...

then sigh... i think we were too overconfident or seomthing la... we kept thinking that the main opponents were barker and acsi, but SHIT, we cant even beat ri... ok, lets have a match details of the game. so we reached there blablablablabla, ok, the match started, haha, the whistle was super scary la, i just felt damn nervous waiting for it. and i lost the first ball SIGH.. stupid ri swimmers, so fast for wad... haha, well, what can i say? we managed to get a 3-2 lead but screwed it all up .. aiya, dun want to talk about the match too la. its just soooooo pissifying to know that we had it but lost it. but i seriously need to say this: our subs are bloody unreliable la, coach is a freaking idiot la.. wad he subbing? mingchong for chewbaca? and chewbaca is supposed to be in cause he defends well.. and turn out how? he got screwed, 55 seconds 2 goals the moment he comes in. dammit la.. and then benjamin hao xuan bu xuan must screw up his back on wednesday, then not that i want to hurt anyones feelings, but changpeng, u should by now see the effect of over ponning training, its not all about the last 3 months, theres still the previous year... and as expected, if u dun come today, zongjun wont come, and if zongjun dun come, u wont come either... sigh... wth man. coach should just field first team all the way la.. grr.. we could have won. we had more chances la dammit, just that ri converted all their chances into goals. haha. i noe i screwed up too and everyoen feels bad about mistakes they made, so ok, no more mention of this shitty topic ok? screw it, now we kill acsi and barker. cmon guys, we CAN kill them, lets slaughter those sec5s shall we?

sigh... somehow i just dun feel as sad as i should feel, i dunno, but haha, emotion only makes u readable to ur opponents, so, guess its a good thing. but i cant help but notice, we havent beat one of the big teams BEFORE. since our cboy year...


friday tuition was ok, NO COMMENTS. haha.. screw it, if u think im giving comments about friday tuition, simply no comments, just that thong wants to call my mum!! omg... for screwing up his class i guess. haha... wads wrong with making jokes once in a while? ok, fine, once in a very short while i guess lol. zz... and i owned more ppl in my canceltheline game!! yea. im feeling good about it lol.

then we had super training today, ok, feels normal, bubt i realize how tiring training really gets when u chiong every single set. but nvm, its ok, theres a reward called the challenge trophy. then we played soem dumb match against the jcs.. must say it kinda sux lol, thrashed 8-2, outswam outclassed outplayed outmanuevered but again, if they cant do that, how are they gonna win gold for aboys? grr.. i think we seriously need more team know-how as in the basics, when one guy is shooting, the other guy pls dun drive, and one guy is driving, the other guy PLS DUN SHOOT, as in not driving, but tu puo. cause u will get fanji-ed very easily. and another thing, we MUST CONVERT EVERY DUO DA WE HAVE TO A GOAL, if not u let in one goal cause of that instead. and in a draggy duo da formation, that means not kuai da, we have to tire the keeper first!! sorry if i shoot fast and miss guys =( but haha, its ok to make mistakes now, but come acsi pool, no space for that man. and pls pls pls pls, no screaming at teammates and no grudges PLS, as in ok, maybe he shoot and miss, on the spot u say fuck you to him la. but its ok, u just tell him its ok afterwards and nice try... cause i mean its ok to be frustrated and for any of us that missed and got scolded, relax, its ok too la. u dun actually think u miss a point blank shot ur teammates will say its ok, try again and smile sweetly rite? haha... thats about all for sat training, at least we learnt something. then after training, seetow's father wanted to talk to the bboys, haha.. i know it was something bad the moment i saw him le, cause there was this commotion previously about chingto and jay llol.. dun want to list it out, damn irritating. zzz.. then jay's father went like..


JF(jays father): i noticed something that disturbed me, u all have been calling jay names.
everyone: ... (zzz.. that took u pretty long)
JF(jays father): u noe, this has gone on for 3 years already, and everyday, jay comes home crying, u noe how terrible it feels? (wow.. not bad, one year plus one year plus 3 months = 3 years, its obvious ur son the GEPers dint get the brains from u)
everyone: ... (oh so u, the great army guy knows more about us eh?)
JF(jays father): he goes home everyday crying, and when we wanted to help him, he says that he can solve it himself. (your son cant score an EMPTY [literally, no keepr] goal and u think he can solve this?)
everyone: ... (talk on lor.. no ones listening)
JF(jays father): it was until i saw the commotion just now taht i know the problem is not solved, it has actually worsened. (no comments u army man)
everyone: ... (talk on lor.. no ones listening)
JF(jays father): i have spoken to the principal and he says this should not happen, i have spoken to mrs kee too, and is it fair that u called him something that he has never done? (number one, u told mrs kee to get us punished, number two, u cant DO a thief, u must STEAL to be A THIEF, so we cant CALL HIM SOMETHING HE DINT DO, cause calling him something he dint do will mean e.g hi jay, u scored an empty goal.)
everyone: ... (talk on lor.. no ones listening)
JF(jays father): this will actually cause the team spirit to breakdown (or something liddat, forgot le), would u want that to happen? u want to win too right? (erm.. i dont think jays part of the team actually... and its cause we want the team to win thats why we hate him)
everyone: ... (talk on lor.. no ones listening)
JF(jays father): *some funny speech that involves ME insulting jay cause jay said it was me* (erm.. im sorry, i wasnt listening, i was busy rolling my eyeballs, mind if u repeat? wait, even if u dun mind, I mind, so get on with it.)
everyone: ... (talk on lor.. no ones listening)
JF(jays father): i dun want to see this happening again ok? i hope this is cleared right here right now. (yawwn... me too, im getting bored)
everyone: ... (talk on lor.. no ones listening)
JF(jays father): *some random speech about who we playing next*
everyone: ... (talk on lor.. no ones listening)
JF(jays father): o, u all not taking olevels, so i cant wish u all good luck, any of u thought of going rj?
everyone: ... (talk on lor.. no ones listening)
JF(jays father): *blablabla, FINISH* (thank god)
everyone: ... (o.. its over? i dint realize)


lmao, damn lame la... pls la, ok, i admit it WAS abit wrong of me to scold jay for seomthing he nvr do. so sorry ok? happy? zzz.. i think the rj part (or rather, DAVIN thinks) is trying to hint that if this continues, jay will be transefered to rj, YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! we finally sent the bomb to rj, BOOOM. hwachong sure win aboys in 3 years time already. lol.. then jays mum come in extra say spare a thought for jay... how would we like to be in his shoes, no thanks ma'am, cause i will be squashed? wth.. easy principle and she dun understand lol. that when the mum talking, his brother come and act cute over and lean on his mum... pls la, in case he dosent know, hes not cute, not handsome, not good in swimming, not strong, not talented, not useful, and hes smart. so pls just fuck back to ur study room or seomthing, cause i seriously cant stand ur face ok? dunnied to come act cute and wei feng in front of us just cause ur parents are around, why dun u complain that we called u a short loser? oh wait, u cant cause u ARE a short loser. zz... go around flaunting ur grey ARMY singlet, WOOWww... i think every recruit can buy that actually... u want my elder brother's one? he has one too. big deal...

haha... cant be bothered with that guy and his threats and his whatsoever le la... lets go team, WE MUST WIN!!!

DAvin: FOR IVAN AND HWACHONG (whatever... typical councillor answer)
Zhonghan: FOR FHM AND PORN VIDEOS ON OTHER PPL's COM
Mingchong: FOR CURRY AND GIRLS WITH SHORT SKIRTS
Nicholas: FOR METAL BRAS
changpeng: FOR DUCKS AND STARS
me: FOR ****** AND BANANAS
ben: FOR ANABELLE TO COME SUPPORT US (no thanks)
zongjun: FOR MUGGERS
chingto: FOR DRUGS AND SUGAR AND NICE HAIRCUTS

haha.. theres a reason for everyone to win. lets do iiiiiiiiit!
wee.. we will win as long as i have my lucky ring!!! haha.. if we win the finals with me wearing the "ring", i will propose to her with the ring lol.

thats it for now.


haha.. u made up such a big part of my life, just that u dun realize. u made me love snow. the keychain. the msn nick. the ring, its all for u. bless me, let me win.


lets own them.


haha.. and believe it or not, i pray everynite before our comp, but again, the barker(ers) pray more. so its not down to god. cause in the pool, we are our own gods. and gods own titans.
remember. we are ur own god. amen.

Monday, March 19, 2007

af

haha... WAR started... yea man, first match against SAS was crap.. yea, waste of time. fuck la.. the army of the frozengoalposts of hwachong marches forward and confront the rotten goalposts of SAS. yea.. and in the first quarter, mingchong the black gave himself a killing spree and a FIRSTBLOOD. and yipyang the hyperactively black monkey got a kill too =D then TOO BAD, U GUYS GOT SUBBED OUT. left with yipyang the hyperactively black monkey to rape those fellows of the rotten goalposts, and our overall frag was 28-0 WOOOOOTS! yes, i got monster kill.

lol... thats about all for the match, and sigh.. i seriously cant blog that much nowadays sry.. will try to go to ur concert if possible.

and shit. i cut my hair. i dun want to go friday tuition.


-1 day to war.

march march all the way.

fighting for someoen that dosent know im doing so.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

16

its 16 hours left now... less than a day.

desperately finding motivation..


snow.

im going to change from cap 4 to cap 7 for reasons best known to me... sorry cap 7's owner

focus...
focus...
focus...

haha.. im supposed to be happy on friday, i hope i can REALLY be happy on friday then.

love bboys'07


=)

last day to war...

sorry to everyone i offended and forgiven for anyone who offended me.



showtime.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

fucking hell

wadefuk la, i tell u my mum is a idiot la, i mean AN idiot... cause she finally knew aobut my results lol, and it was pretty bad as it is... out of 6 subs i got like 4 below average marks, but i mean... fuck it la, i already promise i will study after competition le la ok? just stfu and go away la.. and now she wants to check on my everything, wtf man, i mean its like... i went to visit the SAVH for my service learning project today mah.. then she was like, wads ur frens number? wad time u coming back? wads the address? where are u? if u are on the bus, which part of the place are u at? and all the fucking things la... sorry, all the vulgar words today, but i really cant stand it, and she forbid me to use the com AT ALL, so i guess i wont be blogging so much... sigh... pls la, for bad results then must ban here ban there ban everywhere one... fucking hell. i seriously cant stand her, the only time shes satisfied or when shes happy is when im unhappy and pissed and doing things i hate. zzzz... 4 days to nationals, 4 years to army and freedom...

i tell u, once i can live on my own, im just going to go away and live FOREVER, and ever and ever.

and for now, im just going to dao her and talk to eeveryone else. sorry if im abit emo nowadays cause i can predict, im going to be really pissed for a long long long time.

see u, but i really need to win nats lol.

4 more days.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

dsfg

hey guys, not that i want to bother u during ur holidays, but nationals IS IN FIVE DAYS TIME!!! omgomgomgomgomg

1) sec3s suck, we cant rely on them
2) sec2s are good
3) sigh... sec4s have to buck up.

and theres no training 2mrw =( and theres five hours of chemistry lessons... wtf. AND i have to see some blind people association for service learning project, wads the point if they cant see us

eeeeeee

training was like WOOOTs, damn tiring today, i dunno why too, i think we lost the tuesdaywednesdaythursdayfridaysaturdaysunday momentum cause we rested on monday then omg, it felt suppper tiring on today training, haha, its either that, or today's training was plain gay, and i think it was like BOTH. argh. no more, im damn tired already. no, im yipyang.

and tuition was like equally retarded -.- cause now i have ADHD, Attention deffecient hyperactive disorder...

Monday, March 12, 2007

ssdgsdfg

argh, now holidays officially sux... my dad just came to me and crap about starting to file up all my worksheet and blablabla and all his retarded things again.. its like super bullshit la, keep saying things like nowadays my mum like always very unhappy liddat, then if our studies is part of the reason then remove it and walalalala.. fucking hell, talk about himself la, as if hes some saint liddat, im sure my mother is not pissed with him too la, he thinks hes fucking perfect and fucking smart. and he was telling us that by filing our worksheet up, can help us improve our memory on our work. wadefuk is THAT? zzz... cant help it, but this really really sux.. then my mum left home and gave me work to do.. guess wad work? my fav subject. CHINESE. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
i hate hols.

and oh yea.. sunday was pretty nice.. played with the old fogeys, diyang dint come (thank the god of above), and hte jcs... then sian la, the bboys go there dunno play wad fuck one la.. we like played 13 balls in total then zao le... grrr.. waste time. then i think the jc trainings are damn cool la, cause after the training they will have their cute little discussions and i must say, they were quite nice lor.. never like dao us or anything... haha.. then they were discussing, and they said we improved a lot =DDDDD, and must have confidence. ok, confidence. check. and yea, i think samuel was right, we should not everyday give that type of fuck attitude whenever the jcs come play with us.. cause they are like good sparring partners and yea, i noe some of u really dun like to play with them, but dun like everyday give this type of damn obvious attitude leh.. like dun swim dun attack and wadever the hell la... casue liddat then must why dun play rite. the jcs are already damn nice to us lor.. i think we should like appreciate it by playing properly against them... ya, and i noe some of u are like, we just finish training then tired and need to play with them... but thats the way wad... when u playing nationals u also cant say, hey, im tired, cya. focus leh, last week already leh.. and WADEFUK MAN, can u all stop ponning saturdays and sundays?!!?!?!1 fuck u la, stop creating retarded excuses not to come also can or not? aiya, u all fucking noe who im talking about la.. but walao eh, everyday say want to win then give this type of shit. yea, and the match we played went pretty well i guess, hah, at least not to bad, capitalised on the jcs tiredness and sprint them... and DAMN LUCKY La, only dominic of the sec3s came, if anymore sec3s come ah... aiyo, sure kena thrashed like fuck one.. dominic was passing shit la... i think we could have seriously won without him passing his crap passes. and nicholas is damn gutless, when u see shooters like yipkang and samuel pressing in U DONT FENG THEM, U PRESS THEM AND PRESSURE THEM TO SHOOT. wadehell, maybe sean dunnied to pressure la, but SAMUEL?! zzz... ok, thats about all, can think of nothing nice to say, so i shant say it i guess.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

bleah

argh... damn tired, training AGAIN. lol, next week coming up.
haha, short post, i think i will create my hero 2mrw.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

grrrrr

wth la... its the hols and my hols are going to be supppper boring i guess... just training and training and training and training... haha, guess wad? i like it. lol... polooooo is soooo cool.. and soo fun haha.. i noe im acting damn gay, liek germain liddat =P zzzz.. but my mum is like -.- la... its the hols and u noe wad she told me? apart from using the com to do work, dont touch it... bloody hell la... wtfwtfwtf, my msg is like 3.33333333333333333 (whoever noes the secret should shhhhh) and its not like THAT bad wad.. ok, fine, failed jc criteria lol. i think shes liek super unreasonable la, not like shes has ever been, and shes super irritating, every time she has nothing to say, she would go like, go pack ur file, when u going to do ur chinese thing for me. then i would be like zzzzzzz... but again, since when am i in the position to argue with her? i think her chinese tuition is like suppppppper irritating, about as irritating as her i guess, cause its like on a sunday afternoon, then i have to spend the whole of saturday afternoon and nite doing her work. and that leaves my whole weekend like ALL UNFREE? shit la, and the whole week days i no time to do her work and the moment i use the com she will start nagging me to do her retarded chinese works and do tenyear series... and guess wad? im bloody sick of staying at home with her around. cause the moment u are not doing work, u are slacking to her... wth la, she just dun liek the com i think, cause i watch tv then nothing happen, the moment i use com she will come ask this ask that, like she knows a shit in the first place. hate. hate. hate. hate everything at home.

haha.. and i will be a liar if i say im not tired nowadays... i used to thought i was strong enough to withstand any thing and any pressure. haha.. guess i was wrong again. these trainings are really wearing me out, i can feel my body breaking down.. slowly disintegrating into dusts... including week10 and the hols, it will be 11 trainings in 14 days.. and u noe wad? i like it. i loooove training in case any of u nutcase here still dun get it. i love training to the core. i enjoy every minute of it, i try to use every second of it. haha... but its breaking me slowly, slowly but gradually. haha maybe i can be strong to stand up, maybe not. argh, after watching the cboys match and feeling the atmosphere, i must say, its really exciting, me this competition. i think bboys are ready , or maybe i hope, but again, there are some assholes out there that just dont want to work hard and come out with some retarded excuse, cause maybe u wont regret, but i will. hahaa, dun want to touch too much about these techincals shit, but i can say, good job bboys, i seriously think we can win this this year, break the record that is. this is really confusing too, polos breaking me down (along with other things), but polo si the thing keeping me going, as in, ya, i can feel myself getting weaker every training, but i love the game, i go to school everyday for polo, like who gives a fuck about physics or maths, even more so for chinese rite? just hope i will be alive to smile, and i realize the more i train, the more tired i am, so tired that i dun want to smile, i dun want to laugh, i just want to be alone and quiet ok? so when im too tired to do anything, pls just leave me alone. polo is breaking me. studies is breaking me. thinking of u alone is breaking me. and so is blogging. sigh... dunno wad to say and dun want to say too.. maybe one day u will noe i am thinking about u, i dun want to be a SA!! lol...

haha, tuition this week was fun too.. yea, is always fun, cause i end up learning nothing and fool around alot lol...i love my masterpiece!!!! shit, i cant think of anything else to talk about today. so nope.

and go cboys, u guys can do it, the moment i went to watch acsi match and they won. but stop playing so riskily, i have a weak heart. goodluck to u guys too, wad a nice senior u have.


















im tired. wait, no, im yipyang





polo gold.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

we can do itttt

sigh... this must be a suppppper tiring day of my life, ok, lets see, wad happend these 2 days.. ah, damn it, i just start from today since i remember it better. sabbatical was crappyily slack la, lucky dun nid to pay money, if not i will just jump over the table and kill then stupid proed chinese teacher who thinks that she is funny-cum-cute-cum-pretty-cum-friendly when she is actually retarded-cum-actcute-cum-ugly-cum-old-cum-irritating. too bad shes in charge of ace points lol, if not i will just accidentally blurt it out. ok, then sabbatical was like duuuuummmmb, but luckily the fat teacher who teaches 830 to 930, i still dunno her name oops is super nice, cause i was damn sleepy and she was like dun give a damn, so i was like sleeeeeping. shiok man, then she conducted some damn boring shit about chinese poems and AS EXPECTED, no one gives a damn. haha, and i realize aran is really out to disgrace his father's name or soemthing lol, his father is SHAMAGURATNAM leh... and he was like sleeping in class openly... as in OPENLY, lol, and the teacher was like omg, ur father is in charge of my pay, ok, sleep on, full ace point for being minister's son. lol. but ok la, hes damn nice cause he dosent care much about people calling him anything... but i mean everyone expects minister's son to be damn smart or seomthing right? but haha, i bet hes damn smart, just damn lazy lol. ok anyway, like who cares about aran, the main character of this comic is ME lol.. ok, thts dumb. ok, then today we did lets see... dumbshit dumbshit more dumbshit, and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE. lolol, then sabbatical ended and i and dharyl went to class to watch onepiece with caoyue, wow, i just realzed one piece is quite cool, its like a SUPER FIGHTING COMIC? its i think one of the manga with the most fighting, though not exactly best story line and pictures and best fights, but again, i read manga for fights, not for some retarded romance. haha, but negima is the BEST story i think, lol, just that the retarded artist is damn slow, finger spastism. haha, and naruto is a nice manga with SUPER DRAGGY PLOT. yay, then training =DDDDD

wow, today's training was not bad, very exercisy.... lol, not the best adjective i noe. siao, first thing we go down i think i could tell there wasnt the usual crap, straight away competition style training, but duh.. it IS competition period *knock head on wall*. then lalala... i did BOTH underwater with balls yay yay, me and davin only, haha, but my record was four though, too abd coach dint gimme a chance to try. then we went small area control ball, cant be bothered to type chinese or han yu pinyin, pls, i told u i hate chinese. and guess wad? it was DAMN TIRING, haha, but helps me improve my sneaky underawater moves, sorry for everyone out there i kicked or elbowed or wadever today, haha... i hope i dint molest though. then crap, after that small area control ball, my body was supppper warmed up already and my face was super hot and my vision was cloudy.. not a very good sign if u are playing the jcs later. haha, and the jcs came at today at some obscenely early hour, wth, 3plus they come already.. grr... invasion of the pool and force us to squeeze into half of it damn. then its PLAY THE JCS TIMe (i dint go through the rest of the training cause its booooriinnng) weeee.. it is found out that the jcs are actually very all rounded heroes and us are only early gamers and mid gamers but prefrebaly stronger at mid game. ok, lets discuss.. first quarter for us was some shiity result, dun remember well 5-2, then second quarter was 5-4 WOW, mid game, then late game was 5-1 =( man... but haha, its actually quite ok, but i realize that the j1s this year are kinda sucky, apart from my brother ian and wenzhe, i dun sseee how strong they are, and we could play till 5-4 was cause they subbed in all the j1s lol. but too bad, yueteng and samuel dint play today. and yay... i scored two out of the...7 goals we scored... yea. but i dunno why, something wrong with me today, my body was feeling very soft today, as in not LITERLLAy soft, but like freaking weak la, dint feel to good, and there was the matters of my balls abrasion, damn pain damn irritating. but overall good job guys. hmm.. lessons learnt today.

1) fall back even though there are more defenders, its a team game after all.

2) pls stop driving when ur friend is shooting and pls dun shoot when ur friend is driving. (later car crash) -.- lame.

3) clement sux, FIRE AT WILL!!!

4) JC blocking very good, fire at will but with caution.

5) dun pass too in front to anyone... cause its damn obvioust jcs are fitter and stronger.

but those not in the first team also played very well today, haha, zongjun GOODJOB and changpeng the duck, GOODJOB. i have decided to call changpeng duck, dun ask me why, ask him. to those in first team too, GOODJOB.
hmm.. perhaps if we maintain this standard we might win gooooldddd omg... and i have promises to fulfil after that. but who cares if we win, sacrifice everything!!!

ok, thats about all for wed. then tuesday was pretty horrible, was some form of endurance training, just keep playing and play ing and playing till my eyes go cloudy again... hmph.. damiit. then after training, being the kind soul i am, i bought 3 packs of hichew to tuition, that cost me 3.60... lol, and thats 21 sweets. then when i reach there, i was late, and had to seat damn near thong. haha.. maybe im not in my right mind, cause i was dmna bored by the physics and my place. so i started playing with all my hichews lol, i took out all of them and was playing bob the builder with it... then he confiscated like 17 of them!!! WTFWTFWTf.. and guess wad? after lesson he dint return me. grrr.. find some other retarded thing to do 2mrw, some cheaper activities. and i found my pointer!!! had a hell of a time playing with it.
lol, then after tuition cause we were waiting for brandon's mum then i ununsocialised alicia lol.. cause she was super antisocial listening to her handphone, but again, i think the only person she talks to is cliffton GOH (cool, i found out).
hmm.. fishy... but wadever, i did a good deed in my opinion, but i bet thong thinks otherwise, whenever i try to make friends during tuition he will come kp me grrr.. and he make it a point to try to make me sit alone.. dammmmmit.

haha.. thats about all. TWELVE DAYS TO COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!

hi bro.

Monday, March 05, 2007

changpeng

Hero: Changpeng the Left Handed Monster
Base stats: NONE
Stats: Str: 60
Agi: 30
Intel: Q (the ultimate level of stupidity)

Once upon a time, wait, i should be using changpeng english.

*changpeng english*

Wants aporn a time, in the mournster lend, de keeng morunster gave birth 2 a crown preence. He waz ovirjoyed as he *f***, this is irritating, i will just write properly* had finally obtained a heir to his throne. The kid grew up to be come a strong and healthy kid, until the age of 11, when he had to undergo the ritual of executing his first enemy. As the entire monster nation watched, the prince plucked out the sword... but to their horror, HE USED HIS LEFT HAND!!!! the whole crowd went like omgwtfbbq for in their monster history, left handers are either stupid or very stupid. However, in this case, they were wrong, changpeng was very VERY stupid, for in his anger to prove the crowd wrong, he swung the knife at the enemy's head with all his strength and *SPLAT*, cut it off. yea, he cut off his toe, his OWN toe. immediatly, anger changed to shame, changpeng rushed off to hide himself in a cave, where he almost died of bleeding cause he did not know that the wound have to be bandaged. There, bleeding, ashamed and stupided, he was found by the lich king Zhong who promised him knowledge if he agreed to fight for his cause, and that was how changpeng entered the side of the frozen goalpost.

Spell 1: Left handed shot (active)
When changpeng unleashes a surprise shot with his left hand, his enemies are normally surprised as it was common knowledge that lefthanders either go to hell, or are already on the way there. When activated, opponents takes a minor stun of 0.1 seconds, no actual use for this spell, just for fun.

Spell 2: Spastic Smile (active)
At the height of all spastism, changpeng reveals his SMILE, so powerful it is that all enemies are confused by its spastism and questions themselves whether they should start doing CIP now that they know that people of such stupidity exists in the world. When activated, cause enemies in an AoE of 5m to be confused and start hitting each other.

Spell 3: Stupid Aura (aura)
Due to his immense stupidity, changpeng affects ALL around him, lowering their intelligence by 100 in an AoE of THE WHOLE POOL.

Ultimate: STARSTARSTAR (active)
At the pinnacle of all stupidity and blindness and spastism, changpeng falls for the STARSTARSTAR and is the only person alive that can say her name without hurting himself. When activated, changpeng deals 1000 damage to all in an AoE of 6m, wads more, this spell does not require mana, AND has a cooldown of 10seconds only.

ba dump ba dump

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........ nationals in excatly TWO WEEKS FROM NOW!! im like omg o so scared le... siao, and i tot the cboys can give some ownage performance but oooommmmmgggg... we lost to barker. fuck barker fuck singh's brother. althought i havent watched it, i heard yiteng screwed up bad =( aw man... relax guys.. u can still do it.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

zongjun

although i dun want to talk about ur stupid attitude anymore.. im still going on with the hero.

Hero: Zongjun the hol(e)y knight
Base stats: Int
stats: Int: 250
agi: 30
str: 2

Not much is known about this isolated knight. dwelling from some far away land of muggerland, the only friend he knows is changpeng the left handed monster. with extreme inborn intelligence, zongjun wanders the land with nothing to do. and for no reason AT ALL, he just joins the side of the frozen goalposts with no motivation, no reason and no whatsoever... thats why he does not improve that much.

Spell 1: Butterfingers (passive)
due to his fragile fingers being to used to holding books, they are too weak to block shots. Passively allows zongjun to have slippery fingers at let in shots, however, it gives him a 0.000001 % chance of saving a good shot shot at him. (no relevance i noe)

Spell 2: Hole (passive)
with his holey powers, zongjun give himself imba evasion, very good for a player but not for a defender. gives zongjun 75% evasion.

Spell 3: Bad passing (active)
Due to hie hand being too weak to hold anything but books, zongjun releases a bad far ranged pass. When activated, have a 25% succeful pass, 25% pass to opponent, 25% drop to somwehre im between and 25% injure an opponnent whos not looking, with 1500 damage.

Ultimate: Neutralism (Passive)
As no one knows which side he is truly on due to his skills, or rather, lack of skills, no creeps from either side will atack him.


siiigh

so long never blog le.. actually, i seriously dun have anything to blog last week, but this week is pretty good. cause thursday we had this SUPER SUPER SUPER funny speaker, he was damn smart la i bet he must have got some good result in school. but his talk was serouisly damn funny still, love it, haha.. mr martin tan, i think he was like one of the best speaker our retarded auditorium every hosted. then before his stupid speech, we had student forum, and this year, the student forum was UTTERLY SPASTIC, at least in the previous year there was a form of organization but this year, it was crap la.. like some retarded taiwan rally where everyone just say wad they want no matter whether its bullshit or bullshit. then on the mic, there was some siao guy from 4L, i think his name was zhenyang, saying things like... " i think that if we only can on the aircon from 10oclock on wards, the teachers should go through the same shit and troubles..." i think that he cant think cause thats a retarded idea, i mean when has anyone put teachers and students on the same level. and jiachen was looking super stupid, i think its just his face, and he looks and sounds like a DONKEY lol, then my class was like, 1..2..3.. HEE HAW! lol.. damn lame. then the stupid council was like, if u want to say anyhting, just raise ur hand.. then we were doing the kallang wave with our hands... haha... ok, enough of retarded stuffs on thursday le.. then on thursday, mr lee let us off TWENTYFIVE MINutes EARLIER LOL, then we all went to poolside to eat... then blablabla, then TRAINING!!! I LOVE TRAINING, but thursdays' trainig seriously sucked i cant stand it la.. its not anything, year, warmups are good, pass. shoot. oh ya, my shooting sux now i dunno why. then we played with the sec3s, and WTH, we only won them 5-2?!?!?!?!?! wtf man? they suck la... last time we could have said that they got chingto on their side, but now WE had chingto on our side and they had wad? nelson? hunter?? wtf man. i dun understand at all la... then worst still, second match, coach with his allknowinglyretarded brain decided to play zongjun on our side... and it was like... 4-0, u must be like WOW, zongjun is a pivotal charcater in our search for gold. of course he is, cause its was 4-0 to the sec3s... he let in some seriously retarded shots la, like yida take foul and shoot from 5m then zongjun jumps in the correct direction and the ball was totally centre for him, and he touched the ball and it went in... WTF?! but i mean, not all the balls can blame him la.. like got one was 5 fang 6, then eden tycolily shot a top corner, i mean no one can save that, not even nigel lor.. so obviously no one blame him for that la.. but his passing seriously sux la, thats why we everyday kena fanji. for example, when someone backstrokes, u of course pass overhead rite? but noooooooooooooo, zongjun must pass to the legs and kena fan ji. wth man. then the direction he pass is damn obvious la.. he will look at the direction. concentrate. pullback arm. pass. miss. let in goal. get scolded. the end. ok la, sorry cause im only saying this cause i was really damn pissed that day, dun take offecne haha.. then i realized that even though we played quite well (according the coach), it actually sux la... our formation is damn luan... damn freaking confusing. and somemore coach is comparing us with the sec3s as if we are equals la... AND IF THAT DOSENT PISS ANY SEC4 OFF, ITS CAUSE THE SEC4 HAS NO BLOODY REPECT FOR HIMSELF... we are sooo not comparable to them, we are a better team la... we have better everything, their team spirit sux too la... zzz, and u think we are playing all the sec3s in the nationals meh? dammit la... thus, thursday was a bad day. and to top it off for extreme badness, there was APHELION NITE ON THURSDAY.. haha.. that really triggered off alot of old memories to me.. cause i seriously loooooved aphelion nites.. it was just so damn fun and then worst still, i saw the non-repentant zhang lao shi and EVEN WORST STILL, i saw jiahong who told me she sent me to Q for my own good... ARGHHHHHHH, combination of all these led me to a suppppper grumpy mood, thus the angry face during tuition lol. sorry for that.

friday was actually quite nice... had superb minimum lessons.. cause on chinese period, we were writing compo when suddenly, got announcement of a levels results and of course, everyone all know wad it means... EARLY DISMISSAL!!! woots. then hon was talking about all the results and it was dmna noisy and so everyone was just clapping after every sentence he says cause we cant even hear it lol..

*hon comes up the stage*
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon: in a few hours time, students will be coming back to get their a level results
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon: (something inaudible in the cheers)
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon: (more inaudible stuffs)
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon: (even more inaudible stuffs)
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
hon..
students...
hon..
students..
hon: i think we should all go home now.
Students: *CCCCCHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!*
go home. the end.

lol... then i was trying to make all the people do cheers lol, cause they were gathered at lt4 wad.. then i was doing the willowwillow sign lol.. then they all had the damn confused-i-think-u-are-retarded-look. ok, maybe i am. then wtf, guess wad? when we went back to class to get bag, WE HAD TO FINISH COMPO BEFORE WE CAN GO!!1 wtf... then we went like chooooooooooooooing ah.. then wilfred the short idiot was looking for his compo. then somehow, i think clarence took it, and the compo was under his table but he was gone. then wilfred went to everyone and asked did u see my compo did u see my compo did u see my compo. then finally, i chionged finish the compo. and was about to go already. then wilfred found his compo under clarence's table and took it and in a fit of his little hobbit anger overturned clarence's table and OMG, all of clarence's used tissue paper fell on my bag!!!! wtf, i tell u that was superb credits on my part for not screaming f word at him and whack his F***ing face la... i just told him to clear it up. and guess wad, he decided to give me attitude and just turn up the table, and left all the sick gross stuffs on my bag again... then i very clamly asked him to pick it up and he didnt want...

me: pick it up (u stupid retarded malaysian hobbit)
wilfred: im not going to touch his things
me: but did u overturn it? (pick it up or i kick u back to mt doom)
wilfred: i already picked up his table
me: ANSWER THE F***ING QUESTION!
wilferd: IM NOT GOING TO TOUCH HIS THINGS!
ME: DID U OR NOT (grrr... must refrain from hurting hobbits, they are endangered)
wilfred: U CAN GO ASK MR SU, I BET HE WONT SAY ITS MY FAULT (wtf? is that another one of ur ttwisted fallacies, presumably from malysia, or did u pick that up from sam? i thought sam was the only stupid hoobit in world, seems that u were influenced too.)
wilfred: *tries to walk out* (but pls la.. that hobbit thinks he can just walk out on me liddat.)
me: *just as i was going to say something, brandon said that he would clean it up.*

haha.. guess thats the first time brandon ever did something nice i guess, ok, to be fair, hes quite nice... but ok, that was a important sacrifice, to clean clarence's stuff. pls la, after cleaning i was going out to beat up that f***er already lor... then he dissapaeared damn fast la... bloody hobbit, one more time when school reopen and he will be eating through a tube i swear. lol, then after that, Daxian tried to give me attitude too.

Me: daxian, after u do ur compo, clear the newspaper.
daxian: BLABLA
Me: u hear or not, clean it after that.
daxian: something-something u stupid squirrel
me: *walk over* its ur f***ing duty to clean it up rite? so go clean it up later la.
daxian: dunno-wad-he-said-but-it-was-something-that-pissed-me-off.
me: aiya.. at the rate u do ur compo u will never finish it la...
Daxian: go away!
me: ur house ah? i want to stand here leh (i was damn pissed already from the hobbit incident and was looking for a fight)
if not what u going to do? sleep ah? (hes a well known sleepy asshole)
Daxian: go away! u dun want to make me angry!
me: no, i WANT to make u angry, *imitating a idiot* hi, im daxian, im ANNNNGGRRRYYY, snore snore snore...
Daxian: *stands up at me* dun piss me off ah, or else..
me: *stands up* or wad? snore snore snore...

THEN SHIT, HE DINT HIT ME, HE WENT BACK TO HIS SEAT!!! SHIT.

grrr... but again, being the nice guy i am, i quickly xiao qi and went to kap with changpeng and chingto to eat lunch. then we saw the sec2s there eating also.. and oh my.. there so many chiobus at kap on friday, all going to collect A's i guess. then after eating, we went down to find the sec2s, haha.. then there was this quite cute looking girl seating sideways looking at us play the slapping game lol.. then i was purposely making the slapping game as retarded as it is haha... and DUH, the sec2s cant beat me at it lol... im the prince of the slapping game la... (timothy is the king of slapping game). then they were all taking turns to play one me. haha... but too bad the girl was one of those coming back to get alevel results ppl (i guess). but nvm, not that im interested, just looking at her abit lol, cause no one can beat me ****** (as usual, not the freakish one from sngs). then here comes the retarded part. chingto was like creating UBER LAME EXCUSES FOR NOT COMING TO TRAINING LA... like wad? shoulder pain, then it evolved to i dun have the keys so i cant leave the house cause i cant lock it... THEN WHY EVEN GO BACK IN THE FIRST PLACE?! then changpeng was like, nelson said no training so no training, nvm if kee or satan says theeres training, NELSON SAID THERES NO TRAINING, so NO TRAINING, haha. and mingchong and zongjun also not going training. and most importantly, NELSON SAID NO TARINING. so he dint go.. see now la, all the trouble u got urself into .. happy already? at he end, ming chong went training also wad.. and guess wad? NElson himself went, f***ing backstabbing sec3... happy now? got scolded already la.. and zongjun, i dunno wtf is ur excuse la just f*** off la. training, was damn sian la.. just when we shooting halfway going to play match le then RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN !!! WTF MAN. rain wad shit... and i did FOUR UNDERWATER WITH BALLS IN A ROW, RECORD!!! SUPERB LA. i think apart from davin, only i cant do it le... yea... then we got our TRUNKS AND SHIRTS LE.. and wtf, our shirt has the hwachong sign on the back, DAMN GAY... how to go lan shop liddat. and the trunks are imba nice, black trunk and white.. haha, guess the trunks finally mark the coming of competition already. can feel it guys, its coming already, its coming... and wad u want to do? go on with that spastic attitude of urs? and pls la... is that how u want to win? this is seriously becoming damn frustrating for me, i dunno about all of u la.. but this type off atitude will get us nowhere... sigh... i just want to fall over and die one day.. and oh crap, false info, its 16 day to the competition. and hey changpeng and zongjun, i think we should slack more, its a good thing isnt it... and mingchong, pls stop playing.

sigh.. i think i got enough of talking of all this crap already la. i noe im not ur vice cap or ur cap guys, u dun have to listen to me or anything, but seriously, if u dont put in ur own effort theres nothing to do liao... ok, just do WADEFUK U WANT FROM NOW ON LA. ok? go la, ok, i dun give a fuck about it anymore already. happy? just go play and slack and do wadever u want to do. i dont want to see already, neither do i want to know about it ok? and oh one more thing, changpeng, u seriously have to know that the bloody smile of urs is retarded, makes everyone stupid, for all u noe, for every hour u stop smiling u get 2 hours cip for saving the community. wadever la.. u noe u are not very good but u dun want to train hard, like zongjun u also train for training and for nothing else le... if u train for training then its as good as dont train. shit, why am i saying this, although its my problem, i cant care about it le... cause for some people. pushing to their limits abit is too tiring, will die one... and for some people. studying is more important. so to all of u, fuck off =) im sick and tired of talking about this every blog, i swear im going to stop this already.