Monkey see Monkey do

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

dgf

siiiigghh... i think i totally sucked today, for the whole of todays training, the only i did was just improve my grapple hold on the "worst senior award" ... wtf man. the whole training nvr break a freaking personal best also, just fucked around. THEN came polo... omgggggg... i totally sucked like some motherfucker noob la... sory about the language but thats just how freakign sad i feel for myself. uselessssss. i missed everything? penalty also miss.. wtcb, ok, i dun want to elaborate on that new acronym... but aiya, really la.. i was nothing, i pale in comparison to my "counterpart" benjamin on the other team... i dunno wads wrong with me either.. fucccccckkkkkkkkk, and i still want to play wad u16, i should just stay at home and be contented that i got a good form of exercise la...grr.. maybe i should just stop trying all the nonsense i learned on youtube... cause the more i concentrate on doing it, thats the only thing i will do.. gotta make it more like a type of.. instinct? dunno if its the right word.. ok, thats all for polo i guess, gotta find my freaking form, where is it... searching high searching low... guess its actually in me, just that i cant tap down deep enough to find it.. ssigh.. wadever. 2mrws a new day, fridays a new training, and everyday is a new start, and every training is a new determination. gogo.. 17days more to get-ass-kick or kick-ass.

lol, no tuition week feels so weird, feels as if im damn free and i kinda miss tuition lol, cause i got freaking lot of questions to ask my teacher! haiz... and its almost countdown to the lasst few months i spend with u guys (and gals), yea, and counting down to the day i can never see u again =( haha.. i care? gotta empty my mind during polo, cause i gotta remember the pirority thing and sorry, u arent the top.

harry potter and the faggot hairstyle...



now its lychee instead.













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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

afffff

aaah... training sux to the core todat, boring and dumb.

must own in polo, cause dunno why, cause i want to own in polo... haha.. 18 days to u16... fuck u u16 team, gather all u want.. u are going down... ahahaha, davin yida zhonghan chingto have to pledge their allegiance soon lol...

its not the goals that matters, its the victories.

trrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn




















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letting go?






maybe
maybe not



even the coldest snow can melt

Monday, June 25, 2007

sdfasdf

yay... school started... ok, nothing more, but school rox. i love my class, they are retarded. lol ok. u16 in 4 weeks time. must win!!! and i finally did 50m underwater.

50m was hell. i nvr really thought i could do that, by 25m, i was like, ok, time to start blowing bubbles, then by 35m, i was like hell, this sux, im burning. then by 40m, i was like ok, since im here and halfdead, must why make it to the other end threequarters dead. HAHA, AND I BROKE MY RECORD, 50M UNDERWATER!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG, I WAS DAMN HAPPY? now im in the league of willis and benjamin (duck).. then coach told me.. yueteng can do 65m... go there turn and go 15m... faggot haha. nvm, im happy

u16 coming, time to show them wad we got, actually, if all the hwachong players pon u16 team, then we get our full team, we can actually win, cause all the other schools sent their best players there already hahaha.. wad a cheapo i am. then we go finals and we can play underdog game... yea, and if its snowing, we win, cause im snow-powered lol... ok, lame. nvm, improve improve improve improve.... need .. to... improve... to...turn..more...ppl... haha, seriously, turning is the essence of the game lol. wrong jia zhi guan for me again...

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i need a guidebook, i cant guess any further

Thursday, June 21, 2007

sdgsv

fuck la... tuition 2mrw, then im going to miss training, made me tell kee that i have fever lol... but nvm, 2mrw is maths =D ahahaha, ok, no reason. sian, dun want to miss training!!!! zzz... this really really really sux, i dun want to miss either one, but my cheebye mother made me go tuition instead.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

sad

wah.. i dunno wad coach is trying to do.. cant figure him out anymore, getting reeeeally unpredictable, wth, he let us play soccer ytd? damn scary la... i dunno wad he trying to do. gain our trust? haha, but it was damn funny when mingchong came to the pool with the ball then everyone clapping and cheering for hhim.. lol, endup soccer was more shag than swimming la, then my team got pwned by them lol... how the hell u want to play soccer in the field with 10 ppl a side playing a court less than oen quarter of the real size? sux la.. lol, i was trying to turn the game into rugby but no one want to play rugby with me zzz... fun la, somemore we had goalposts the size of polo goalposts, CAUSE WE WERE USING THE POLO GOALPOSTS>. WTH?! for soccer ...sigh.. senile le.. next year die le la...

zzz.. i realize the secret behind bench pressing is the momentum u use when carrying the thing. haha, and the breathing really works, esp when im not playing a fool haha... its really like suicide when u try to paly a fool, esp when u laugh.. lol, freaking bar just drop on ur chest , qutie funny though when u are trying to make other ppl laugh... dunno why also leh... the stupid coach regime is getting less tiring, maybe im getting stronger lol. and ytd's polo was stupid, i was like dunno why..in a daze la, cant do shit, keep missing was im supposed to score... ccbb.... damn lot of chances la, and their keepr wasnt even proper, it was mingchong, and i seriously dunno why, need to train more more more more... yea, still not on form yet i guess, zzz, apart from the reason i give chingto i still cant figure out why im screwing up... this sux.

zzz. tuition was quite weird also, infestation by new-students-who-dont-like-chocolates.. wth la.. and some of them serously look damn weird, not like we dun have weird old students already... hi cliffton =P, but we just need a few more... my god, there were two freaking gay ones... and i had the honor of sitting beside one of those faggots.. ok, im becoming increasingly vulgar... calmdowncalmdowncalmdown, hold ur breath for 10 seconds, 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10.. phew, thats better ,ok, the guy beside me was damn gay, and he wears shoes that use velcreo strips, i thought that was disallowed since primrary school or something, and there was something about his face i dislike, probably something to do with his sexual orientation haha... ok, nvm, i dun even know him, why do i care. and yea, i managed to give the chocolate-thiefs LESS THAN HALF OF MY CHOCLATES HAHAHA, wad a success lol... and i dunno why the hell everyones parents can be so freaking on time to fetch them... when we walked to the carpark, i was the only one left, then i called my mother, then she said... wo xian zai chu men... tmd.

ahhhhh, holidays coming to an end, schools not too bad, just the fucking ace periods till 4 everyday, until i cant do weights. O'S level coming!!! like i care -.- hehe.. ok, thats lame too, but EOY coming for me too, and nearer for yuntong lol, august wth. im screwed la, first week maths test and i dun understand nuts about kinematics area undercurve and i understand nuts about binomial. sigh... gotta buck up, makes me think whether i should rerearrange my priroties lol...

oh ya, chanced upon something random, remembered my koh, the computer studies teacher telling me that leo goes well with saggitaurus and aries lol... lets hope thats true. but again, being the corny scammer he is, maybe hes lying to sound knowledagble, hehe, but he has nice muscles.

oooo.. track and field finals coming soon, double gold or triple gold, then got half day school break again.. yea... lol, edward told me that the 3 best throwers are already from hwachong, its just who gets the first second and third lol... wth.. go edward, so much muscles better have some use, apart from showing off lol.


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CIP owns lol, can go toapayoh

Monday, June 18, 2007

sdfsdfr

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Saturday, June 16, 2007

hjk

yay, finally able to blog, and now that i finally am able to do it.. i dunno wad to blog about lol, well, todays tuition was quite fun, was doing maths questions MYSELF, lol, cause mr sim wasnt there to help. then i dunno why either, why does NO ONE WANT TO SIT BESIDE CLIFFTON? beats me.. or maybe cause she doesnt want to sit beside me lol. then i was competing artwork with SOME NOOB, haha, on each others calculator that is. yea, though mine was sorta more like vandalism... big deaaalll... yea, ok, tuition over, not so excited about it as before lol. went to 7-11 to get slurpee, then there was the retarded SPOILT slurpee machine, maaann.. wth did i do, no slurpee = hell, so i bought chocolate milk, quite nice though, gave up on finding the one with most protein, cause it dosent really makes a big diff lol. then waited for bus14 to plaza sing, sat with lynette on bus14, and wow, she lives really really realy close to me, but not as close as brandon though... haha, if i was going home we would have took the same bus and same stop. and here little sister look damn cute lol =P <--------- random fact.

zzz... and nowadays i have no time to rant about my father, so i shall take some pleasure today in relieving my stress.. haha, my dad is seriously being a pain in the ass for the whole freaking holidays... so much for fathers day. wtf man.. i still dunno the true reason behind him wantting me to cut off my hair during the holidays.. wth... less water resistance? and he keep going on and on as long as my hair is just slightly long, fucker la... then he will say "this is the last time i am going to talk about ur hair" then IMMEDIATLY AFTER THAT "i dont see wads so nice about leaving ur hair long" super retarded. and no.1, he dosent know how to tell long from short, no.2 not everyone in the whole world thinks that cutting a nice bowl hair like him is nice, NOR handsome. lol... then after i cut my hair he would come telling me, see? u look so much better now.. and u know wad? I HAVE A NAGGING FEELING HES TALKING CRAP. and next, the water resistance bullshit, number one, i dunnid water resistance in polo cause EVERYONE WEARS THE SAME TYPE OF CAP? and number two... if i want less water resistance for my swimming nats, i can borrow a frigging cap from glenn...

zz.. dun talk about him le la.. spoil my mood, and speaking of swimming nats, i think this year, hwachong is going to get some serious whooping from SJI SERIOUSLY... my god, our swimmers are shit la, ranging from ppl contented with 28.8 (NOT NAMING JAY) to ppl who barely do below 30, yea, we are screwed. haha, glenns coming hwachong =D PLUS training nowadays are fuckkkkked... as in SERIUOSLY fucked.. i cant wait for swimming nats to be over? so that the old man can stop picking on me..zzz... hes a sociopath that cant keep himself from lying? 20*50 MING MING is 50 second round then he must say its 1min round and we are slow.. WTH MAN, and i cant stand ppl like THE TWO SEETOWs?! and EUGENE?! fuck la, everyday swim one fast lap out of 50 laps then make me look like some slacker, cheebye la, caues they know i can pawn their ass the rest of the 94% times, (2 percent for each seetows and 2 percent from eugene). zzz... but nvm, i like polo morrrreeee than ever, polo is super fun nowadays, i dunno why, its like a lost touch with it since nationals ended and its like falling in love with polo all over again (considering u compare polo to SWIMMING?) haha.. yea, its good though, i seriously hope what i see before me is progress instead of everyone-else-deproving-cept-for-me.. haha... friday was sick, we got lubbed by the jcs, 2 games out of 2 games lose, ccb la, i fucking cant stand ppl and i dun want to say it out (i dun nid more votes for my worst senior award), yea, but friday was kinda a good day too, i underwater willis, turned willis, turned yipkang, turned hanlin and almost turned zhihong, and i missed alot ALOT of shots =( man... gotta improve, my new role model is kennethwee. cause hes imba. thats all. then? cause hes a philanthropist? not likely for me. he should start a fanclub, i will be number one fan, cause i know its not likely i become like diyan or renkai already =P haha, but its ok, everyone have their bad days during training too, so for those that screwed up alongside me, its ok, just an off-form day, for those that owned (alongside me again), nice one, for those that screwed up but cont acting like fuckers (not naming anyone zichao, oops), fuck u.

yea, and i think the celeste chen on the newspaper is seriously damn hmm.. how to say.. ER XIN, i mean wth, shes like a freaking slut la, and u know wad? i dun give a fuck if i get hate mails here either, go ahead, come kill me, im called zhong sheng geng, i work at hwachong swimming pool as a coach and life guard, i live at somewhere-in-toapayoh, my most respected person is yipyang LOL, ok wadever. for one, shes not even chio la, that girl, and for 2, shes a fucking spoilt person, haha, no doubt she come from some prestigious undisbutably wonderful school like christ church secondary school. sigh... some ppl are just plain rich, again, compendated for with their face and brains LOL, remember im zhongshenggeng.




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i hate indonesia

Friday, June 15, 2007

ag

i love polo, i want to be so good at it that one day, those little kids from hwachong will be saying "do u know yip yang is damn imba?" haha... yea, it just inspires me to play well when i see ppl like diyan diyang and renkai play, and i realize u dun have to be big to be imba, cause kenneth wee is super small and super imba. yea, one day, i will be that good.










beware: super random post above

ath

its actually quite obvious that im going to win the worst senior of the year award already, woohoo, lets make a list of ppl who will vote me in to get the award:

Bo Shun (for scolding him useless everytime i see him)
Tai Joum (for the soccer thing)
Shuin Jian (for callling him fat and useless)
Jay seetow (for calling him thief)
Bryan seetow (for calling him small, UGLY thief)
Min Gao (for laughing at his uselessness)
Nelson (for laughing at his uselessness too)

alot more, cant remember, hahahah, the award winner has an unaminous number of votes, hehehehe, i wiiin, i win mingchong to worst senior award. and fucccccck, i really cant stand highschool training sessions anymore, it just makes u super frustrated with ur juniors, i want to go jc training alreaddyyyyyyyyy, i want to be a junior again.

sorry, short post again, can poast after this friday, my father goign overseas.




rearranging my priorities for life






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no point going this saturday sigh.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

fads

sad sad saturday, haha, wasted the most anticipated part of saturday cause i wanted to finish QUESTION 20 of binomial, shiiiiiiiiit.

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u walk too fast

Friday, June 08, 2007

vaf

zzzz.. cant blog these days, haha, yup nothing to do, and today was super supppppper boring, just did some work at home then off to training, haha, training was quite funny, ok, i shall not rub it in anymore for other ppl lol... 120 pushups for them hehehehe... ok, not so funny, its more of the sneaky, xiao ren laughter, the one u snigger and cover ur mouth one... yay, im lame. then went home and ate some shit my mum and my maid whipped up TOGETHER, as if one wasnt bad enough, but nvm, -1 + -1 is -2, zzz, wadever, nvm, i survived the ordeal of eating crap. haha, then i have to go do more nonsesne like work, zzz... one of my suppppppper boring days. and i dunno whether its my com or not, cause my connection to baidu to download music is SHIT, and yay, i got the zhang dong liang album fully from baidu haha... ok, boring nite.

well, yesterday was funnier, tuition was totally retarded, dunno, felt higher than usual and there were alot of retarded thing going on, cause alicia had this new hairdo that looked totally WEIRD, haha, hope she doesnt chance by here, but it was quite funny, cause NO ONE recognized her when we first came in, james had the "new student" reaction like me, then yuntong just sat down and dunno how she managed to realize its alicia without screaming, WTH HAPPEND TO UR HAIR, UR BARBER CUT IT WITH A FISHBOWL? then germaine came in best.... wheres alicia? hahahaa... it was damn funny. and alicia was getting some kicks out of insulting me yesterday nite, nvm, im going to pay her back 10 times on tuesday =) hwachong gentleman, haha... nvm, but it was quite funny, the stupid fertility rate thingi and the INSULT TO RATS THING grrrrr.... oh, AND the gatsby thing, ok fine, i will stop using one finger to twirl my not so long hair ok? bigdeal lol... but again, there was a good point to tuition, i obtained a new maid, fatimah, aminah, maminah, lila, maria or any thing u want to call her/yourself hehe, wash my snow... ball? wait, snow... toy? ok, fine, snow thing, wow, with soap somemore, again, if i DID lost, i wont wash it with soap, i will just scrub it haha... but who ask u so NOOOOOb, cant win scissors paper stone. its just a finger game hahahaha...

yay... and 2mrw is saturday! zzz... but the thing is i only got 10 bucks left =( man... i wont be going anywhere with that haha... but still, who cares, its SATURDAY yay...

plus, i realize i DO need to bulk up








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falling in love with saturdays

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

dd

if u cannot see the updates on my blog, its eiter because u are using an older version of firefox or cause u dint dl internetexplorer 8.0, or because IM BANNED FROM USING THE COM!

sry, cant really use the com nowadays AT ALL, this is already a sneaky action blogging lol. probably blog when i get to use sch com then.

my back hurts. my arm hurts. my shoulder hurts. my legs hurts. my wrist hurts. my abs hurts. zzz... and im training harder then before. probably to relieve me of my other memories.

wow, i sound emo lololol. wait, i dont.

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i dun want to pretend anymore.














to pretend that i dun care.






















cause i know i will regret.