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WOO 16 days more to SOMEONES BIRTDAY, HINT HINT HINT


big hint: its me

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lol, yet another post that i got nothing to talk about... haha, but i shall squeeze some nonsense out lol... haha... today went smallboys training, wah, shuang lor... makes me feel damn good, lubbing small boys, haha, nvm about that, i think im damn childish, seeking cheap thrills.

haha, and today, school was a blast, i mean blasted. bloody fun la, challenged JB to fighting, freaking judo guy, owned me. haha, but now hes my shifu and hes teaching me damn slcik judo moves, oooooh, i just love it, now i can terrorise smaller size ppl easily lol.

tuition was a bla... haha, can say that, cause it was freaking packed, and guess who i got beside me? no, not my left, i liek the one on my left, i got WY on my right, man.. and i dunno wads wrong with alicia and germaine la, tmd, they obviously have a problem with waiyew lol, haha, and played hangman like mad with glenn, and tuition was just sad sad sad... haha, cant say, some ppl know why i guess. lol, i lost, game over thats it.


















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haha, no guts

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yay... saturday again. zzz.. no one to fetch me to tuition today, so had to go tuition myself... zzz.. bus 14 sux la, took so freaking long to come, haha, had nutrisoy before and after lesson, gaining 21.4g of calcium in the process. wowww.. ok.. back to hte story, ok, wait, theres no story, its all about ME ME ME, ahaha, ok, im crazy. so, back to the sto... biography... MATHS TUITION! ahaha... guess wad i did? i did MATHS! lol.. lame again.. then changpeng supposedly understood his perm and comb and his going to own me in next test... and we left on time today! woohooooo, 11oclock sharp. then went cip.

haha, then we went toapayoh and saw this dammmmmnnnn cute girl in green, but god is fair, for being cute, god made her stupid. cause when we entered the taxi Q, she was infront of us, then she walked out of the Q and called a cab instead. then Q Q Q, Q until our turn already, then right before our turn, her called taxi came LOL, in other words she just wasted money for nothing, but shes really suuuuppppper cute, not super chio though, just damn cute ahaha... but again, not the best girl in the world cause theres only one lol. oh shit, im talking weird again. so..... cip damn lame la today, did some cut and paste and i learnt how to play hearts lol... imba, pls la, somemore they are blind so we were practically playing hearts in front of them lol. and im feeling super good mood today and i know why and u dunno why and im not going to tell u why so yea. u get it.

so all in all, USUAL WEEKEND, thanks for wasting another few minutes of ur life reading this.










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harrypotter! Simpsons! harrypotter! Simpsons! harrypotter!

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wah sian.. have to write wad nonsense testimonial, wth, its equivalent to lying about urself la.. it was like damn embarassing to type out la, ahahaha.. but being the thick skinned double faced backstabber i wrote it with out hesitation.

so my testimonial for the school went like...

Yip Yang is a trouble maker in class and often have to force his teachers into whipping out their mobile phones to threaten to call the police in a bid to quiten him down. Yip Yang also hands in so many pieces of homework that it can be counted by the fingers of a pig (who has no fingers). Back in his EP3, yipyang is an exceptional senior who always goes out of his way to make sure his juniors suffer treatment ten times that of hell as he is a helpful boy and who want to prepare them for the afterlife. Yipyang is also a role model and he organizes mass boycotting sessions for the fun of it and also encourages his juniors and levelmates to play truant with him. all in all, he is a trouble kid and should not even bother writing his testimonial.

niiiiceeee.... ok, fine, i dint write this and hand up DUH.
sian.. so little training nowadays, i think my hair is goign to de-brown itself soon, guess its going back to black ,then i have to start from scratch again. sigghh..



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pretty in green

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haha, and this is screwed, i cant talk to benjamin or nicholas now cause they supposedly backstabbed us.. i dunno why all this is happening, but yea, i dun wish for that... polo is about ball.team.goal. not about mrskeeorwhetherwetakepartinu16ornot.. so, ya, hope u guys patch up soon, and if mingchong isnt polo-ing anymore, wish u goodluck in wadeverclubujoining, at least u will always be from the high school polo team. haha, if u are imagining me feeling emo and sad over this, im not.

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zzzz.. satan came up with such a long and CHARMING message about saying goodbye to sec4s... wtf.. why dosent she just get to the point and say WHY THE HELL WE ARE NOT IN u16... yea, guess u cant ask the devil or she-devil to stop lying and diverting and whatever the hell... zz.. to think i cant avoid her even after this, CAUSE I HAVE TO SEE HER FOR PDAY, and i have to like.. smile at her? and pretend i feel like talking to her when i rather slap her face (no doubt wearing a glove, cannot dirty myself). siiiighhhhh.. its no point even going ur stupid trainings.. just have to improve myself though... haha.. dun worry, im will come back to give the next few generations of little boys nightmares of me =)

sunday polo was fun... haha, getting owned is jsut part of it, but it really trains stamina, cause must pia against the old fogeys.. haha, and diyang is a bloody good and diyan is bloody cheater... keep pulling me when i want to swim then smile at me. lol... physics next week, better study.

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im a coooooowwwwaaaarrrrdddd? just like changpeng and mingchong ahahahaha

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wah siiiiiiiaaaaaaannnnnn... todays polo was like uber uber lousy...i just scrwed up big time, and the worst part was that i dint even know why the hell we lost... shhiittt... how the hell am i supposed to improve? is there a freaking straight forward method???

physics nex week.....




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maths maths maths

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haha, short post cause i dunno what to talk about.

thought true mannnny things... yea, guess i need to STUDY HARD. and like cant forget polo either, i suck at it la... just feel as if i damn lousy.. i want to be an INFLUENTIAL player, INNNNFLUUUENTIIIALL player... and i must start behaving in class lol... and 3 months to goodbye.

wow.. i heard a new version of the no u16 story today...
according to the story, it goes like this...

Kee: *chases satan for the u16 and u14 registration form*
Satan: *on the deadline* give the u14 registration form
Kee: how about the u16 form? we not taking part? why?
Satan: go ask coach why...

*at the pool*

Kee: jiao lian, wei she me mei you chan jia ah?
coach: huh? mei you can jia ah? zhen de ma?

tamade... fuc... zz, dun wantto say le la, sick of saying it so many times and directed at the same old satan... thanks lor... push here push there, but deep down, WE ALL KNOW ITS THE STUPID SATAN talking nonsense, i dunno what she wants either, pocket the registration money? oh ya, ur imaginary husband go navy earn money not enough right?

ok, short, ranty sort of post. sorry.

shit, our class performance 2mrw is going to crash.












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3 months

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zz.. boring weekend lol, had to go down to savh yesterday to do some nonsensical stuff, i seriously think the things we are doing there is SUPER MUNDANE, it dosent even requires brain, u just need eyyyyeeeessss to do wadever they need. zz, it was dman sian la... wasting my weekend again. and sadd, yesterday was last day of shen diao xia lu lol... ee.. the fighting sux but the story is nice lol... and i think that show got lots of cute girls lol.. th guo xiang was suppper cute but guo fu sux lol... and haha, but my fav is wushuang/chengyin, i dunno which one, the one with the screwed leg lol... the cousin sux lol... haha, erm and xiaolongnu see sian already lol, all the show all got her lol... ok, this is a dumb post lol.. but seriously, theres nothing i feel like ddoing... ZZz, cant go down school play polo cause need to do stupid chinese

but on a lighter note, i ended my high school waterpolo career on a high, but not the high i wanted, i wanted to end it with u16 but... ok, dun feel like getting into the ARGH-IM -SUPER-PISSED-MODE again lol... friday was ownagy, we win jcs lol, full team somemore, WITH IAN lor... imbaness, haha and somemore we missed penalty shot (courtesy of me) and trailed 0-3 first. but we played damn nice.. seriously, i think lau kumweng is regretting why he nvr chose me for u16, or rather ,i wish lol..

ok, dunno wad to say, and no school 2mrw, racial harmony, just go play around in mrs lee's stall, shes going to ergret asking for volunteers lolol...

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no point being emo supremo or wadevermo. elmo lol.

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sometimes.. theres really no fucking point in acting emo and leave urself to be angry, some times, u HAVE TO FUCKING RANT AT THE FUCKER U WANT TO RANT AT! FUCK SATAN, or kee, whichever was the person who did that... im just going to burn their fucking office down? ignite kees bodily fats wil be equivalent to destroying the school though.. terrorist activities now... WADEFUK LA, THIS YEAR AGAIN, AGAIN!!! cannot take part in u16 competition, why? cause we will not be excused from 20th July onwards, AND THE FUCKING COMPETITION IS ONLY UNTIL 21ST JULY RITE?! KNNNNNN ... this is totally fucked up la.. u know how fucking long i have been looking forward to this?! U know how fucking long i prepared for this?! why dont u grow some fucking brains eh? so fat no brains, the other one so skinny also no brains, busy sucking dicks to get to the top, fucking idiots, i train every sunday just for this shit? i drink 1.5 litres of duno-how-many-fuck-grams-proteins-chocolate-milk every saturday for this shit? i fucking do wrist curls everyday for this shit? I fucking think about how to shoot for this shit? i fucking put up with both u fuckers attitudes these fucking 2/4 years respectively for this shit again? u know wad? both of u can fucking off. cause im fucking sick of talking to either one of you again.. so the next time u see me, im sorry, im goign to talk as if u are my friends and that includes every fucking thing im saying here. ok? yea, thanks for the THIRD YEAR WITHOUT AN EXTERNAL NON-NATIONALS COMPETITION, I LOVE BOTH U FUCKERS FOR IT OK? ccb... only silver and gold can qualify for external comps rite? the year we won silver, we took part in u16... the 2 years we won gold in a row, we took part in u14, the 2 years we got bronze, we missed u16, for the sake of future hwachong generations, u guys better win, cause u will be as deprived as me if u dun. cause this school, or rather, this cca is FUCKED UP. and WADEFUK, jays father came and took pictures of us debriefing today, WAD THE HELL HE WANT, MOVING ON TO KIDNAPPING INSTEAD OF SMALL TIME THEFT ISSIT? KNNCCB, fuck all of them la... u16 was the thing i looked so much into to prove that not being in there dosent mean being lousier, it was a guage of my fucking strength and it was my fucking goal to win u16 team ever since the year we drew with them, THANKS FOR GIVING ME LOTS OF CHANCE THE PAST 3 YEARS OK? THANKS FOR FUCKING SCREWING MY GOALS AND DSAHING MY DREAMS, (yea, dun act dumb kee, i hope u remembered how u fucking screwed my CDiv year up with ur bullshit), I WILL REMEMBER ALL OF U. u know wad? im going to fucking stop goign training, cause i need to study... remember, im not excused from lessons... and this is the bloody first time I hated stepping into the pool, cause i hate both of u to the core, i held this back for very long, if i can make a font 1259876543213215846897654321 fuck you, i will. i hate both of u, but i still love polo, and u almost made me hate it, yea, but too bad, im not as dumb as both of u, maybe if u put ur heads together theres a chance though (negative negative positve). yea, and stop dirtying my blog with ur names. and mentions of u.

zzz. at least ms lim the jc teacher is better... but shes kinda dumb too though.. still remembered that day when she caught some sec3s and sec4s playing my cards when i was swimming, so she asked me down. but then, i was kinda pissed, forgotten why though.. so it went like...

Ms Lim: is this ur cards?
me: ya
Ms Lim: do u know its wrong to play cards in ur uniform?
me: but we are not gambling wad (all the ac ppl also playing...)
Ms Lim: No, but this is called gambling (pointing at cards)
me: no, this is called a deck of cards.
me: u want u take lor (its 4rmb)

just goes to show how stupid teachers are, cant tell the diff between a verb and a noun, still english GP teacher some more.. haiz...

yea, wow, first long post in a long long long time and its a rant. lol. ok, shall continue. todays assembly was bloody funny, got this china guy went up sing An Jing, BLOODY LOUSY, the lyrics wrong, the tune wrong, the emotion wrong, the timing sux, the background was ok. but it was freaking funy when he tried to act emo and added in some of his parts... super retarded. then there were these 4 j2s that had to come up to stage and apologize because THEY ATE TEACHERS'S FOOd, LOLOL, how retarded is THAT, then it went on to be worst, after their SUPER SUPER INSINCERE apology, everyone started clapping lol... but it was freaking retarded seeing their face when everyone laughing. steal food still eat on the spot lol.. should have took the food and walk off ant eat rite? learn from caoyue la noobs lol.

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keeping my distance, i dun want to lose any more, i've already lost polo.

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2mrw is grandfinals for swimming lol... pressure pressure, we can win them, sji and barker lol.. seriously, hwachong isnt THAT lousy, got chance... and YEA, i did my first ever 26.8 today... but wtf, we lost to the cboys...




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no-emo-post-today-because-joseph-said-so

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yay, wad better way to start a post than to type in a nonsensical title that has no link with anything at all... lol, actually, if u take the title of the last 10 posts and piece them together from the earliest to the latest then take out their 3rd letter and second letter alternatively.. u get... NOTHING, yay, led u into a moment of utter suspense dint i.. lol, im lame. no, im yipyang.

well, today was fine.. woke up at 9plus 10 then went to school play polo with the old fogeys, they are seriously damn retarded la... then got this guy, my bros fren, hes damn funny, damn guai lan, he was telling us that when he was in school, then need to play angel and mortal, then he ask his friend give his mortal greentea ice cream which was wasabi lolol.. damn fucking lame..

ok, short post again, im stupid thats it.













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when will i forget





i sleep so that i can dream of u

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lol, nothing to post. but i just realized xu xin hui is quite chio lol, today was an unsuccessful saturday.. man...
ONE WEEK TO U16








train more, forced to play old fogeys 2mrw




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to give up or not to give up

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zzz.. swimming nats was a flop, haha, and i learnt a lesson, its money that makes the world goes round, NOT love or any other shit lol... wtf la, we did medley relay yesterday then OMG, ri and and sportsschool dq. HAHAH, we were like damn happy, then knnbccb, they say got reswim on tuesday, cause of TECHNICAL ERROR THAT THEY FUCKING DUN WANT TO SAY. fuckkkkkkkkk u loserssss. but dosent make a dfference lol... zz.. paiseh, lazy to cont posing, cause it will jsut consist of me getting thrashed by glenn.









TARIN FOR POLO!









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outright, its ok, i prefer it direct

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strrresssed out... swimming nats 2mrw and friday and tuesday and wednesday, polo next sat.. sigh.. no time to practice.




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i get it, but i wont give up

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yay... my bros back, haha... he looks qutie cool now with his wang-li-hong-old-hair.. the long long one.. i dunno why but my mum keep saying he looks like a girl... wth. ok, went down with him to play polo with the old fogeys today.. haha, they were damn funny la.. super retarded ppl, zzz.. gotta train harder, 14days more to screwedup polo team matches. and fuck, next week is swimming nats.. zzz, have to miss school, i finally found out that i dun want to miss school anymore, crappp, sandra said i can pon 100back but wth is the diff, i still have to go for relay, AND i cant comeback play polo, ... and more dots...

zzz.. things are getting complicated at home.. my dad everyday found something to quarrel with my big bro about.. but sigh.. jia jia you ben nan nian de jing, im not going to read it.. but fuck, i think one day when we grow up, my dad will get abandoned by all his sons lol... stupid fella.

































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