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haha, gonna be a short post today.

2 things to note:

FINALLY ENDED MY 4 MATCH IN A ROW LOSING SPREE BY WINNING ON THURSDAY

went to see ravi today at balestier hill

did is mention this a short post?


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gvvv

WOW. i can blog at 12.. lol.. just came back from this damn lame play at national library, haha, some chinese thingi that the school subsidised. but oh my god, its damn bloody corny la.. about wad its ok to be ordinary, puruse ur dreams and must go back to ur chinese roots all the shit, haha.. its ok, cause the cast quite chio lol, the 2 main character girls are not bad lol, ok, thats not the main thing we are looking at in the show but its damn freaking funny, and it was funnier cause i was sitting with dharyl and both of us were telling each other the dumbest thing and imitatin the most retatded parts lol. our favourite part was...

the main character go to new york... (from Singapore)

Some street dancer: heyyy handsome...
MC (main character): *looks in the direction*
SSD: hey handomse, got some change?
MC: im broke too
SSD: ooooh.. that Sux

lol, imagaine showing that to students. then there were words like shit too lol. nice show, and it was mainly in chinese. lol, and its like every less-than-twenty sentences they speak they have to sing one freaking song that sux like mad and is damn singaporish lol, supposedly lian wen fu or something. haha.. but the story quite nice, ok, in short its about.... thisguywhosgirlfrienddiedanddecidedtoleavethepastbehind, so... hewenttoamericatopursuesomemusicdreamandenduplearnabouthowsophiscateditisthereandlikedthisgirlcalledrose who... decidedtogoofftolasvegaswithherbroadwaydirectortodo.. some dirty stuff u shant say inorderto"earn"herselfaplaceintheshow. thenbeingverydissappointed,theguygoesbacktosingaporeand...intheendthegirldintgoandwenttosingaporetolookforhimandhappilyeverafter while theghostoftheexgirlfriendwatchesoverhimandwisheshimhappiness lol.. wow, it was supposed to be pretty sad but the exgirlfriend cant act for nuts so it ended up being funny instead.

then after the show.. we went home DUH where else do we go rite? ok, so i bx dharyl kiral jihao and some 4p ppl went off to the mrt station at bugis, then we walked pass bugis junction MOS burger, then there were these 3 bengs and 2 lians sitting there smoking and dunno what shit la. then they wre like quarrelling when we walked past, as in the 2 lians quareling the 3 guys smoking.. then like 5plus seconds after we passed them i heard a "yao da jia ah" then got slap table, then PPIIAAAK! someone tio slap. then KANINABEI by supposedly the other one i guess, then woohoo, i turned around then see both of them in some deadly entangle, nice lor cat fight, upclose and personal, they were like pulling each others dyed hair and one gal was getting slammed into something like a notice board then they were damn crazy la, and the guys uselss one cant stop them, haha... but they were really like some women wrestling liddat, i must say.. fighting in public is really quite sick, haha, too bad none of them learned secret judo moves in class like i did lol, if not sure win alr. but it was damn funny, all the screaming all the whacking. liike just 2 minutes of the catfight OWNS the whole 3 hour show la, ok owns 2 hour 45 minutes of it, cause 15 minute is break time. hehe gotta go back to town at this type of timing again, got nice life action fights haha. but again, today is damn tiring.

i think satan is a total F***er la.. cause steven su told us today that sandratan say we still going down for training then he told us we should not go down so much, at the most like one hour only.. ok, nice law, guiding juniors is not allowed lol. ok, i shant say im guiding them, thats a lie. ok, wadever, main point is that he said that sandratan told him.. so tonite i was quite pissed so i smsed her...

Me: eh.. u complained to steven that we still going training issit?
Satan: *3 seconds later* no... (BLOODY F***ING LIAR)
Me: oh.. cool, cause SOMEONE told him that we are going for training apparently
Satan: oh.. cause they were discussing about 4Q at the staff meeting wad.. (wowwww... so u told la u bloody liar)
Me: ok.. so are we ALLOWED to go training?
Satan: just mind ur work hor.. (like u care, u just dun want me to own ur little boys)

and changpeng and i thinks that we couldnt play polo on tuesday cause satan told coach not to play polo so that we wont comeback play with them.. wtf la.. if its true ah, im going to say the f word in her face at her lor... but ah, i dun think so la, coach is damn stubborn one he wont just let her command his training .. hmmm. so he better play polo 2mrw or im going to waste another afternoon.

haha, exams coming, gotta work harder!!
polo less hard now sigh.
more gym in term 4.

and i think my msg 3.0 lol, sec4 passing mark =) not bad for losers like me i guess.





good luck to all prelims and wadever u have.






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xcv

i seriously hate chinese.. i really do. wth, my mum just stopped me from using the com JUST to make me read a freaking chinese article and summarising it for her. about some importance of chinese and some nonsense. then she started preaching to me about it after that... i think shes making me read chinese articles with a motive one la.. why my mum so bloody scheming... sianz la.. chinese chinese chinese chinese, i dunno which word she dun understand, hate or chinese... thats it, nice rant.

im just going to ignore her and speak as little as possible to her


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lol... today marks another memorable day... its the FOURTH TIME I GOT THRASHED BY MY JUNIOR!!! IN A ROW!!! WOOHOO, seriously la, this is damn damn damn dman fucked up la.. i dunno wad the hell is wrong, haha i guess training really DOEs make an impact, but no excuse la, i dun think our one extra year of experience and training is less than their 1month plus more training than us lor.. but its really dman sad, we got whooped so badly by the sec3s that coach have to send in the sec2s to play with us and we not say own tthem alot, and i think im seriouly seriously damn lousy now, ggrrrr.. need to like dunno la, fuck,i dunno what am i supposed to do now also lor... ARGH, need to do weights la. cheebye, i realize i really suck at center and thatjunsong can fucking grab me and i cant do much except for struggle futilely, and without momentum from swimming, i cnat do much. nabei la.. i sit center even sec2 can kope my ball lol, then zzzz very messy la the play, and blaming fitness is seriously not the right thing cause its not much about fitness, but again ah... THE FUCKER PLAYERS HE GAVE US ARE REALLY REALLY REALLY USELESS LA and knn, really need to give us the fucking sec1 keeper lor... aiya, thats why i keep asking u all to go as a full team then knn never NEVER had a full team one lor... sick, busy, or wadever, and f u changpeng, everyday ask u go u say okok, then knn, on the day itself say u not going, THANKS LA, so much for giving u the friendster pw lor.. pfft

and something really really amusing happend today, (hope chingtos reading) JAY SEETOW HAS A GIRLFRIEND LMAO LMAO LMAO and her name is like priscilla? haha, damn retarded la, everyone say shes ugly, even bryan seetow, cause it went like..


Me: bryan, come here
bryan the fucker: wad?
Me: your sister in law chio or not?
btf: which one? (which one some more, pls dun talk as if got ppl out there want to fuck ur whole family lol)
me: jays one
btf: damn ugly la
me: ugly than u?
btf: no la, i so handomse (PPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTTT PHOOOOOOEY)

wtf la, super egoistic family lol, ok wadever, but i bet if BRYAN actually have the right to say shes ugly, omg, that must be one hideous creature, medusa i guess.. lol, but wtf la, its going to be dman funny, cause his parents discourage him and they think that the relationship is purely platonic or something like that. but its just damn retarded, cause he asked everyone to call her LALA, lol omg lmao omfg www (wadever whatever whenever), then his nick goes like I LOVE MY LALA, ya, fuck off to lala land la.. lol, then i was saying some crap about his LALA and he came out of toilet then tried to knee my private private part lol, but dunno how u miss when ur opponenet is not prepared and u are freaking neae, maybe the only way to miss is change ur surname to seetow or something.. haha, see whether he dare come for a one on one fight la.. knn, ur parents here i dun fight u la, im going on tuesday, see whether he really dare to fight or not, knn, fight then fight la, faggot theif, now its a new version of beauty and the beast, its the sequel, ugly and the thief, at least being ugly isnt a crime though, its good thought that he has a law abiding citizen as a wife. fuk, and tha guy was damn rough, pulll my trunks, na bei, tuesday come u die, u better pray theres IT emergency. haha, ok continuing to seetow and LALA, i think la la must have been very very proud when he see his towtow running onto the screen to hug his father at the ND parade video, at least his father looks more decent. wow.. and i think it would be a real treat if LALA came along and watched towtow, seesee, or jayjay or wadever train, cause towtow is just wonderful at waterpolo, u know how capable he is at winning juniors? hes an undisputed champ at showing negative examples to juniors. that fucker, watch it on tuesday.

and kee is another fucker, i was kicking the ball then she made coach pump me 20, wth, last time she have to blow coach first, now better already, just look at coach then got psychic sex then coach straight away carry out her freaking orders.. lol, stupid lypo woman, i seirously think satan is becoming alot better than her, the disparity is growing too big. anything as long as she dun lay her kiss of death on top scorers again lol.

yay, and mun was actually fun on the last day, must say, quite interesting lor... haha, giving out all the retarded award, and i look DAMN RETARDED IN long sleeves and long pants and i learnt how to tie a freaking tie =D haha.. and the awards given out were really lame, like most no. of erms in a speech lol.. retarded ppl... and GAYLEN GOGOGO best speaker award lol, for doing nothing =P

argh, not bad, another not short post lol. AND WHEN THE HELL IS THE OST COMING OUT!!!!!



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haha, actually, mun is seriously quite cool, ok, i take back that it sucks like shit, but its really really quite fun lol. and i realize i look damn retarded in long sleeves and long pants and TIE somemore.. lol, damn gay, hahaha no pics, and i bet germaine is suuuper interested to see chingto in formal attire lol. then there will be these fake UN discussions that are supposed to be real but they end up being damn funny and i cant stand the fucking way bing yang talks, he talks like a fucking faggot, wait, that fits him. and today is totally totally fucked up, cause i took bus all the way to westmall to buy the secret ost just so that i can lend my friend and then WTF, the shop nvr sell, say havent come, knn fuckers.. so slow and not updated one... waste my time go up and down lol...

and on a happier note, MY ZEN FINALLY GOT 700 SONGS!!! shuddup chingto, just shuddup, i know what you are going to say alr lol. haha, polo 2mrw =DDDDDDDDDDD

i think my parents are total fucktards you know.. which sick no brainer parents will FREAKING ASK YOU TO GO CAMBODIA HOLIDAY IN SEPTEMBER HOLIDAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! KNN YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE OF FUCK DAYS IM GOING?! SUNDAY TO FRIDAY, THAT MEANS I CANT FUCKING STUDY DURING THE HOLIDAYS! wtf la. then u noe what the two geniuses said? nvm la, can bring your work up to study, KNNNB LA how the fuck do u study in a holiday mood, end up will be cannot study and cannot slack and it will be TOTALLY FUCKED UP!!! fucking dunmb ppl leh, this year EOY is screwed. and my dad is a total retard for YET ANOTHER reason. u noe wad the fuck? he want me and my bro (kang) to write an essay every sunday and let him vet it, he say improve our english and can let us communicate with him KNNNNNNNNNNN la, he talk as if hes english fucking good like that, and i cnt stand his fucking corrections of my language la. correct my chinese can la, but fuck, asking him correct my english is as good as asking germaine to do it la... (its ally, not alee) sian la, fucking hell, i need to start studying like a mad dog alr.

tuition was like a wonderful improvement from lsat thursday WOW, cause i dunno why, the birthday europhia over so they all stop screwing me, wahhh, im super broke, but no fear, my mum owes me 50 and chingto owes me 20 and alan owes me 5 =DD, ok, im not super broke after all, but i need to like save another 18 for prepaid card cause SOMEONE is freaking burning my sms like hell. and wadever, tuition tonite was haha, productive, sort of, cause i wasnt sitting beside alicia the violent girl who everyday wants to plot about doing violent barbaric acts to me, phoooey, but i owned her in the end ahahahaha, noob. and the fucking faggot at the back of the class isnt doing funny handsigns that makes his already retarded facial features turn to a form that can only be mildly decribed by the words hideously disgusting. ok, with that tuition is actually fun.

ok, polo 2mrw, gotta buck up, its not about blaming wad type of sec1 keepers you have or whatever, i seriously think that as long as u played well and did well, theres no one to blame, someone has to win in the end. fucking bboys, gonna own all of u 2mrw...


lol, everyone having exams, sianzzz, no one play lan. except chingto.

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PRACTICAL!!

wert

fuck la.. today damn pissing off, THIRD TRAINING IN A ROLE LOSE TO JUNIORS LE LOR. hahha, i think im damn damn sadddded la, fuck fuck fuck, i dunno how to explain but i dman pissed, need to stop procrastinating and train more alr.

and for once today, i think satan is funny, cause her sms damn lame.

and wth, tuition was damn lame today, haha, dunno why also, but i was brimming with ideas with laughing at ppl and cant help it but share the love rite? lol... and wth, alicia whack me like free today one lor... tmd, nex time she better watch out, cant stand small jokes. and wth. germaine angry cause we dao-ed her for FIVE MINUTES WOW, lol.. as in she really angry, zzz.. last thursday u all do until liddat i also nvr angry -.-

sian, short post cost i need to do some work for the fucking sbbat.


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woo... finally can blog, cause my dad is not hogging the come with his dumb games yay... my god, my polo is really going down to the reservoir (previously it was gone down the drain), i think im FUCKING Lousy, as in seriously, im just good-for-nothing, keep bloody hell cramping up the centre, zzz, then CAN U BELIEVE IT? NELSON IS FUCKING PREDICTING MY SHOTS, im goign to own him the next time i SWEARim going to wrongside that ass. ARGH, just damn freaking frustrating, haha, seriously, i dun think theres any excuse for losing, yiteng was on form, and i cant possibly blame my teammates although its SHUINJIAN, sicckkkk... and i think blaming mingchong is stupid too, cause i wasnt much better and scolding FUCK U to jordan isnt good too cause i got sacked like him... sigh... failure, FUCK, IM GOING TO FUCKING TRAIN HARDER.

and esther is seriously ddammmmmn lame la, lol quoting lingyong, seriously la, damn lame la wadehell, haha, she just came in and start kping us cause damn lot of teacher complain us at staff meeting, and i think my class is really quite scrwed lol, she said whoever screws up term3 will have parents recieving calls whether he/she wants to go poly or other jcs lol, lame rite.. but wadever, she was like, always focus, anything distracting u from ur path, remove th obstacles, and she said NO BGR, so yea, must listen to her seriously haha. and she said no mp3, cause that distracts u.. fucker, and she dint give us a choice to disagree also lor.. tmd, mp3 owns, i got 2 a2 for maths cause i used mp3 during test and NO I DINT CHEAT WITH IT.

shit, something wrong with my com now.. better publish this post first//

fhfghfdhsdfgsd

wth... so long nvr blog le, haha, and i kinda forgotten about all of the vulgarities i want to scold at alot of ppl, and im officially 16 lol. damn sad, on birthday cannot blog, must run to com lab blog.

sry, short post, try to get back nex week when my dad go back overseas.

happy birthday to me



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asdf

Sigh.. im so totally screwed, u noe wad? Honyp is a total sonofabitchmotherfucker… hes a freaking useless teacher yet he still knn complain me. Damn suay la, ytd my mum called that old asshole then he say damn lot of crap about me.. wad a fucker right. Im going to pay him back from 2mrw onwards, asshole.

Ok, enough of ranting at the teachers, time to rant at the PARENTS, wth, my mum is totally screwing up my life, she bloody forces Chinese SINCE LIKE P5?! Grr. Damn pissing off one leh.. and she wonders why I hate Chinese, cause I got a irritating mother and a fucking useless teacher.

Oh, and SECRETS IS BLOOOODY GOOD, freaking good movie, watched it today with chingto yuntong germaine (yes, sad but true) and duck. We all know whos duck rite? Haha, ok, so back to the movie, the movie is bloody good, but not the cry type la.. but its just freaking good, im defintlygoing to download it or something, it just too freaking cool. And the piano playing part is OMG IMBA to the end. Aha, wth, its my birthday around the corner, and guess who gets the movie treat chingto? Grrr… really must treat her la, whos ur goodfriend?!?!?! Lol… nvm, ure going to buy me a cap remember, after stevensu make me cut my freaking hair. Haha, then after arcade had to leave early cause my mum will kp me one.. and ya, yuntong can like stop acting like my mum and telling me where to go, cause iKNOW HOW TO GO HOME!! Haha, and germaine is damn retarded cause she keeps freaking out everytime I say her little secret lol.. not so bad, esp when shes with her friend lol, the friend who looked damn like her, just fatter oops.

Oh, and happy birthday, hope u not so pissed anymore after I got all those random ppl to send u messages lol..

Lol, all these talks about BGR is making me damn childish lol.

Im childish? What a joke lol.. ok, not so lame. Cause I AM

Goodluck to olevel Chinese ppl 2mrw!!!

oh ya, kwalunmei is damn cuuuuuteeeeee (haha, i dint rip this off u chingto, i tought of it too), but jay seriously knows how to find the ncie girls for his movies lol

and im going to get the secrets scores, its just too damn nice.

and anyone can teach me how to extrace bin files? i want to watch my simpsons!!!!

oh, great, now im a oneliner, chingto is going to call me emo

hi

im

davin

im

emo

haha

dun

bash

me

up

LOL

the secret that was told

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dfgsbvcb

presenting to everyone.. featured character of the day.. doctor Lee, or doctor yip or whichever u prefer. my mum obviously knows when im supposed to be sick and when im not.

Scene 1:

DL (doctor lee)

2300

DL: aiya, zhuo le ji ti shu xue cai shui jiao
Me: walao, shi yi dian le leh
DL: wo shuo guo mei tian dou yao zhuo yi dian

fyi, in the end i dint do it lol

scene 2:

2130

Me: *doing my own stuff at the com*
DL: Ji dian le hai bu shui jiao, ci shui hui re de (heat?)
Me: jiu dian ban er yi
DL: kan ni yan jing you yan shi (eye got eye shit i suppose?) fa re le
Me: wth?


obviously sickness comes to u when u ar doing anything but work eh? and i bloooooody hate chinese, cause chinese is a damn irritating subject, woohoo, set a new record for my mums chinese papers.. 36/110 lol. gimme more pressure la, see what happen lor... lol.

and fuck, my mum calling my chinese teacher 2mrw, im dead.

asdf

wow... 4 hour tuition today, ok, 3 hour plus... 2 hour chem and one hour plus physics, but yay.. thnks to chiazh, i understand the CRO thing! lol... dunno why, but todays tuition dun feel that long, like whee, chem is over, thn whee physics is over. sian, then there were like SO MANY ppl staying for physics... me yuntong germaine fface me yuntong germaine fface me yuntong germaine fface.. so many. then after tuition went to bedok cntral for lunch with germaine and yuntong (screw u glenn for not coming) haha, went to bedok long johns silver through some obscenely long way that germaine devised -.- mygod.. longjohns sux, not only the food, the toilet also sux, its freaking small la, worse than hawker centre ones. haha, and the food is yuuuucckks, and i dun see whats so nice about my chicken+rice, note: not chicken rice. and PLUS, they dint sell MY FAVOURITE PINEAPPLE CHEESE PIE! grrrr... had to settle for the shitty chocolate cream pie and despite treating those 2 idiots to pie, they just have to, JUST SIMPLY HAVE TO laugh at every thing i do.. ahaha, and now i have ur secret yuntong... hehehehe, ur ba bing in my hands... hehehehehehehehe. i feel evil.

and ytd was a fun day, haha, lanned from 10 to 3plus.. woohoo, im going dizzy from lanning lol, and talked alot of crap to zhonghan, i realized im baring my soul very easily to ppl now.. must cut it down, and zhonghan better keep his freaking mouth shut UP lol... and i and zhonghan still have a bet on.

national day parade sux, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FUCKIGN PARARDE COMMANDER IS UR UGLYUSELESSDISGustinGNOOB juniors FATHER!!! fucking er xin can? singapore die already la, this type of ppl can be parade commander also. sigh.



red+white = singapore flag!

haha, yuntong, and if u dare to comment on that phrase, u are soooo going to die lololol.








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awww.. today is scrrrreeewwweeeeddddd... my poloing is shiiiittt. seriously, we fucking lost to bboys today, dunnid play aboys already la, all just retain and play bboys all over again.

and WTF, stevensu want me to cut my freaking hair, wallaaaaoooo eh... say wad touching ear, i think im just going to cut off my ears la, save alot of trouble this way..

and tuition was CRAZZZY today, the back row was abuzz with gossips lol, ask alicia for info lol, and if she reveals anything im going to kick her back.

short post sorry


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im definitely going to join judo in jc, serious serious serious. judo is uber cool, judo and polo, omg, i think i will die of exhaustion but yea, i love it, i like the feel of business, since i cant be expected to be busy MUGGING, which i have to do during thei weekend. haha, and training was kinda good today, regain some form, whee, felt good to feel like the "better me" haha, probably dun understand what im talking about but when sometimes u play some sports or something, u can feel if today is going to be really good or really bad day. yay, ok, today was halfgood half bad, man.. i really need to improve my 5m and 7m shots, knn keep hitting posts, and i need to bulk up, cause jcs start to play rough and wenzhe told hanlin the way to take me was to use brute strength lol.. really need to weights up and eat more and DRINK MORE NUTRI SOY!! haha, i think i can seriously play well against hanlin already, and wenzhe is an ass, halfdrowned me today but in return, i turned u twice sucker! haha, but it was damn shagg today, rarely play such long match without subs. eee. but chingto and ben and zhonghan was kinda off form today, dunno about davin, dint notice (paiseh bro). haha, zhonghans attack is seriously improveable man.. and chingto, SLACKING FOR 3 WEEKS CANT BE paid back in one training u retard, not when u ate bigmac 45 min before training. and zhihong is the "grwing threat" haha, fucking skip shots, damn pissing off, everyday send chingto jumping the wrong way U NOOB KEEPER. ahahaha, i hope u red this cause i meant it lol. gotta train more, yay, finally no difficulties in benching 40kg weights/45kg altogether. wheee... if i can bench 55kg by end of this year, i think i can join judo!!!

and next week is halfgoodhalfbad... man... SS on monday and geog and maths on tuesday... sheesh, but next week got ots of hols!! and next week is abit closer to my birthday again, can play pool without pretending im 16! haha.. and happy birthday leonard, my beloved junior whose birthday present was to lend me $1 lol. school is quite fun, just that the prospect of studying like some mad shit is going to be sucky.

Uncle Tan the bloody lifeguard is a total fucker.. wth man, cause i was playing jump-on-the-railing-with-2-legs =P then he caught me..

Dog (uncletan): ni zhi bu zhi dao zhe yang zhuo hen wei xian
me: ...
Dog: ni zhe yang zhuo yao biao yan she me?
me: ... (this guy damn boliao, he obviously hates me)
Dog: Zhe yang zhuo hui bu hui chu shi ah?
me: bu hui (since i did it and dint die OBVIOUSLY NOTHING HAPPENED)
Dog: BU HUI? ni xiang bu xiang xin wo geng ji lao shi (kee) he lao zhong (coach) jiang ah?
me: ... (like i give a shit, kee cant do shit to me and coach is probably relieved that i dint die lol)

then i just walked away.. then he came over and asked my brother over and scolded me in front of my brother -.- u think my brother give a shit? boody dog got freaking good memory, sure tell coach one, then sunday i sure kena scolded by coach in front of my big big bro one.. sian, bloody dog, kick u to china let them cook u ah.

and piercing ear is a cool thing lol, but it looks quite obvious.


blind is a imba emo song












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haha, this will be the last one (emo message) and no more.

ure just too good for me im sorry. i giveup. finally.

but dun worry, i will forever be reading ur horoscope.